The Notorious TPH

Jimbo is hands down my favourite poster now after seeing his nudes AND cross dress... FUCK. HOW does it get better... ?! Jimbo can you wear like sexy lingerie? Like with a garter belt and shit? And cover yourself in bacon and steaks and sausage and shit?

....wut?

 

almost 24 but it's still a bore.

 

I'm gunna have to agree with Remy on this one. 

 

lol.  Looks like Xelle got her a lil sugar daddy with a pedo mustache.  Probably got some nigs on the side though.  What are ya'll instagram friends (TPH)

We're facebook friends.

 

Nah, actually what you said makes no sense.

 

Look nigga you don't get bitches and you're hella insecure. We all have problems, just accept that those are yours.

 

salty white knight bitch. still butthurt. thanks for the diagnosis. Now go wash yourself.   

 

Nah, actually what you said makes no sense.

Look nigga you don't get bitches and you're hella insecure. We all have problems, just accept that those are yours.

I can be a heart surgeon. I just don't want to go to medical school. See how that works?

^ bitch please.

 

you and chimp take the cake. 

 

so little self worth? I say I'd rather be single than settle, - I believe that's self worth.

 

i say i'm fine with just flirting/the occasional bar make out and you coons go BUBUBU you haven't had intercourse in SIX YEARS.

 

first off I said 5, and I've turned that down as well a couple times in recent memory.

 

 I don't think you understand a bit. My dating life/options have improved the past 2 years. I don't need to explain myself to you cunts. I made the mistake of trying.

 

edit: btw, that self-worth bait is pretty disgusting. not surprised you'd go that far. 

Niggas who don't have insecurity issues do not make rants on the internet about how they can't get the women they want and say they would be better off if they were a woman, period. I've never mentioned you not sleeping with a woman in six years because it's irrelevant. You could have fucked some girl yesterday, and it wouldn't change the fact that you have a deluded view on the social relationship between men and women, amongst many other things, fueled by your inferiority complex or whatever else you want to blame it on.

You keep bringing up this shit about how you've "turned down" all these beautiful women but for what? What gain have you gotten from turning these women down? Drunk lonely nights on systemwars where you call remy a chimp, then PM him love letters asking him why you guys can't be friends, all within the span of five minutes? Nigga you're acting like whatever rinky dink bitch you finally manage to swindle into liking you is going to be better than any of these women you've "turned down". Get real homie.

I meant positive energy towards each other. Hating this hardCan't be good for anyone

I'm a pretty positive dude but this nigga is so full of shit. I've never met a dude who could have such little self worth and simultaneously be so judgmental and condescending. I mean I know people with insecurities commonly project it on other people but damn.

You guys need to read up on the benefits of POSITIVE ENERGY

dude bro, positive energy, fix your brain/inferiority, confidence, game, pick up skills, be tall, lead, make the move, fuck

all.a.girl.needs.is.her.natural.figure. and on top of that, they're fucking lazy. They don't want to love someone they want to be loved by someone. they don't give a F*** about anything else.

SURE, they're happy to talk to a positive energy confident dude. Who the fux wouldn't want a sexy attractive person offering you company??

it's 9 to fucking 1 odds of energy and work. This is the damn truth.

This nigga is complaining about women being shallow whilst saying he doesn't want to settle for a "7/10 chick".

-made eye contact with a chic as I walked into the bar the other night

- she sees me later @ the smokers deck, makes eye contact and comes sits next to me (after I properly returned & fixed gaze and say hello/roll the conversation)

- she sits aside, we talk, she tells me "I'm too chill," i explain why -- in a non chill manner. she's more interested. stuff's going fine

 

"do I put my hand on her now? to let her know sure it's on?  do I kino? do I keep talking?"

 

I don't. It doesn't feel comfortable for me. Yet it's the only thing that would have worked.

 

Eventually she's all fucking drunk dosing off and shit, and that turns me off, so I leave and join another group.

 

 

-- I'm sorry but where's the fun in any of that other than being a man and trying to score? 

 

 

Just because you gladly continue to chase pussy like every other dude, and I am taking a ranting break from the sidelines doesn't make you better, bub. 

It may be healthier in the long run, and I've already agreed with that. 

I've never had to "chase pussy" in my life. I'm just a cool ass nigga so bitches like me. My current girl is my friend's older sister. I went over to his other sister's house one day when his whole family was there and I was just being the cool ass nigga that I am and she was feeling me so we started flirting n shit. It was actually her who added me on facebook and hit me up and started the conversations that led to our first few dates. As a matter of fact our first real date was some shit she invited me out to.

Is what I said not true? Are you not insecure and have an inferiority complex? I can tell you for fact that not every human thinks the way you do. I am around the same height as you yet you don't see me crying "boo hoo if I were taller and more muscular girls would like me". You don't see me posted jaded rants about how women don't have to do anything to get attention and how I wish I was a chick so people can desire me because I actually interact with women and know those things aren't true. I'm not insecure about why I can't get women because guess what. I actually do. And even if I wasn't, it's because I'm comfortable in my own skin and not some substance abusing lowlife.

lol dirty hobo. Post your pic bruh.

wow i just read that again. tph you are said piece of shit. how are you going to say i do no effort on myself? I do a fuckload than your dirty piratte ass i bet. 

 

btw go ahead and clearly fucking say it already -- prety sure you wanna marry xelle. 

I say something positive about Xelle so clearly I want to marry her. Are you four?

Between your bouts of alcoholism fueled mood swing posting, to your loser rants about why you can't get women filled with all your insecurities displaying a marked inferiority complex, my nigga you are hands down one of the most pathetic people on this site. You have no right to ever think you're better than or above anyone ever.

Has twinblade ever posted a pic?

ffs TPH stfu lmfao. You don't know me or what kind of work I do. I do plenty, and I do go to the gym too. :]

 

y'all don't know my sex life. I wasn't bashing xelle by any means in my post. Good you white-knighted her. Why don't you join forces with my e-stalker Chimp and suck my dick.

Nah, you asked if you think she's "the best her", so I gave you a dose of reality. She doesn't get hit on just for being a girl. There are plenty of women who can go to bar and have not a single guy talk to them all night.

 

if being yourself doesnt get you any girls then either change --

 

OR

 

become a better you, 

 

lmao don't be duped.

-Xelle has thankfully admitted she gets hit on just for standing and drinking a beer.  Do you think she's being "the best her??"  It just is what it is mate.

- I agree for sanities sake a proper attitude adjustment is required.  I do this actually on some level. I've came to this conclsuion over a year ago. It doesn't [emotionally] bother me as much anymore.

 

 

(I've actually let a couple girls just slip away because I saw they thought the entire courtship should continue to just come to them -- and they weren't near hot enough for that work.)

 

 

I still go out, and once a while introduce myself to new girls. I learn new things every weekend. 

I still don't get the complete luxury of being myself and ____ ??? profit but whatev - it is what it is. I'll figure out how to make the best of it. 

 

 

I am currently talking to a couple girls I like on a personality level, that aren't so entitled (but admittedly are not hot mommas), so that's good for my sanity. One's pretty cute tho, and is a native Chink. 

 

 

 

This whole guys do for the girls while the lady sits pretty and gets chased thing has gone waay too far, imo. Girls idea of game is terrible. Like, entering the coffee shop I went into (after I briefly checked you out), then you take a seat, order nothing, and wait 15 minutes to see if I'll... leave my table and hit on you?

 

Then you leave frustrated?

 

 

lmfao then you see me on campus a week later, say "hello" with shit eye contact, then keep going?  Jesus christ. Men are not waiting at a drop of a hat to hit on strangers. I wish girls knew this.   All that effort they spend into looking pretty/slutty and none spent on confidence themselves to be a 2nd person in the conversation.

 

 

lmfao meh ok now I would be getting cynical. me stop. 

 

Honestly as much as we clown Giselle she's actually a pretty well kept chick.

As you can see, her hair is did, her eyebrows taken care of, she's wearing eyeshadow, foundation, lipstick, mascara, and probably some other forms of makeup that I can't immediately identify. She's in pretty decent shape, her nails look clean, she has a decent amount of style, she has phenomenal teeth (though obviously you cant see them in this picture) and even though she has small ass tits, she wears a good bra to make the most of them. And this picture isn't a fluke. If you look through her facebook pictures you'd see the same story in most of those pictures. To pretend shorty does nothing to get that attention is some straight up bull. 

You're being bitter, towards yourself and towards women, just because you feel like you shouldn't have to do any work to get people to like you because you're just you and you're so special and everyone should just like you for who you are. News flash: who you are is a complete piece of shit. You don't seem to understand that people work for what they have. You seem to want a woman who puts effort into who they are but you're not putting in any legitimate effort to be better than the piece of shit that you are. You are not entitled to anything in this world, much less the attention of people who actually work towards who they are to make themselves desirable.

You think that being a woman would solve all your problems. What if I told you that for every woman that gets attention at a bar, there's another one that no one pays attention to. They're called ugly women. And most of them aren't even ugly because they were born that way. They just don't take care of themselves. Essentially all becoming a woman would change for you is that you'd go from being an ugly ass dude to being an ugly ass woman. You seem to think that getting jacked would increase your chances with women yet you don't even try to do that. You think Gamedrunk just one day happened to wake up in his physical condition? No, he hit the gym consistently for years. But for some reason, you think you should be able to sit on your ass and still get the same level of attention from women. Get real bruh. The world isn't going to fall into your lap.

And you know what the kicker is. You want to see the dude Xelle is/was with?

This nigga. I'm sure he's a great person and all but that nigga is not attractive. 

Damn this thread got golden real quick

I only preach the gospel

DMC is one weird looking motherfucker.

I lost weight because of stomach cancer

Too bad stomach cancer couldn't get you better fitting clothes too huh.

Can somebody explain to me why all the black guys on this hate each other? 

 

We might of been through this before but whatever.

Nah you honkies just think that black people are either threateningly comraderous or are on the brink of warfare. We can't be just regular ass people with differing lifestyles and opinions.

 

 

I like your other one better

The evil mofo...

this is a little abstract

This is what goes through my mind when I'm ripping the bag up

i hear the fruity loops :]

PC music software

Fruity loops, or FL studio as it's now referred to, is actually used by a lot of major producers these days.