BasementDweller

Yup. When Fatty convinced me to play WoW with him I would talk on Ventrilo through binds because I sounded like a mouse.

To be fair, I did take a long time away from the site. And I started posting here when I was 13, so I probably had quite a few forgettable posts (7,214 of them).

No, I'm not George. I don't remember posting a pic here, but I may have. People say I look fairly androgynous. I had a deaf, drunk lady approach me at the bowling alley and say "I thought you were a boy at first!". Then again, this was after I tried to cut my own hair and had to get it almost all cut off because I fucked up so bad. Don't drink and then try to cut your own hair. :] ... this was also the same bowling alley where a guy took the urinal next to me and said I have a masculine dick, though.... Still better than this glorious pic that was snapped when I was blazed after n

so cute!

Nope.

Well, it works. Gabe Newell is doing it as well with great results.

18. Getting free subs was great and helped me lose a ton of weight.

Don't think I've ever posted a pic here. This was me 1 year and 8 months ago. 5"11, about 260 pounds, after 2 years of raiding in WoW and eating cheetos like a fat hermslob. 5 months later, working at Subway and eating only subs. Dropped about 15 pounds, and started playing XBOX. Current day. Lost 70 pounds total, grew to 6"2. All thanks to XBOX. Lemming with pride.

Epic thread, please deliver spicoli.

lmao that was an awesome story. look at that dogs lips, it must smoke that pack everyday. That's a pack of playing cards...

That sounds like an awesome trip.

shit bait

I don't understand what you just said.

The fact that we have a mutual friend (sans Fatty) is creepy to me.

So PM me your fucking shit. I have a feeling you posted that spy gameplay scoreboard onto your wall, and want to see if I'm right.

lol that post was directed towards GD, inside joke I guess you don't want to be friends, then.

There's only one David Jackinoff on facebook and I can't tell if it's you.

snakey pm me your facebook

well he has been on my nuts lately i have no idea who he even is. Nah, I've just been poking fun.

It's because aside from very few posters, the majority here in SW are a bunch of beta faggots. You can easily recognize them because they suck GD's dick. I heard his pubes have a similar hairline as his head.

im not kidding, that is me It's unfortunately true. That is him.

Just went through the OP again, TJ, when did you get so hot?

Damn, Simon, you put on weight?

Fuck yeah, where you been?

It's sensual. He's just a bit more in touch with his feminine side, okay?