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Malakius

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  1. I had a friend who was a whale and he drastically lost all his weight and looked COMPLETELY different, like holy fuck I couldn't even recognize him. word, weight changes everything. If only I could find the earlier pictures I posted on sw when I was obese Losing weight wont change that face though.
  2. I was originally going to go to the Navy, but my dad who is a retired Navy Chief pretty much convinced me to steer clear of the Navy. Thank you for the support. It's either he realized; -You are not man enough to endure the training that your dad went through. -Your dad knows you are a faggot and going to the Navy would make your coming out of the closet faster.
  3. When I think Air Force, it's either pilot or aircraft engineer. Anything else, even a five year old can do it. Can't believe there is a position for manning a gun.
  4. I don't do infantry grunt work though, I'm not really worried about some Guerilla tactic ass shit taking down a C17/AC130, because it's not. Yeah we all know that you are a pussy and thus signed up for the Air Force, but I don't know about you going straight to that. Also, what a pathetic person you are to undermine the very same tactic that is getting your compatriots killed.
  5. lmfao I can picture Barto saying now "What have I done! ;("
  6. No it is just fucking beer. The kind of beer shows the kind of man you are. If you drink shitty Coors Lite or Budweiser, then it shows you are a tacky and poor person. If you drink Corona or Heineken, it shows you are a normal and social person. If you drink PBS or Sam Adams, then it shows you are a hipster fag from Boston. If you drink 40s, then it shows you are a thuggish person. If you drink imported beer, then it shows you have class and style. If you drink Mike Hard's Lemonade, then it shows you are a faggot. Who the fuck hates on beer hahha you sound like a moron. All beer
  7. No it is just fucking beer. The kind of beer shows the kind of man you are. If you drink shitty Coors Lite or Budweiser, then it shows you are a tacky and poor person. If you drink Corona or Heineken, it shows you are a normal and social person. If you drink PBS or Sam Adams, then it shows you are a hipster fag from Boston. If you drink 40s, then it shows you are a thuggish person. If you drink imported beer, then it shows you have class and style. If you drink Mike Hard's Lemonade, then it shows you are a faggot. Who the fuck hates on beer hahha you sound like a moron. All beer
  8. Uh hurr durr... all beers need to be ice cold to be drinkable. What kind of person drinks his beer warm, except the English.
  9. No it is just fucking beer. The kind of beer shows the kind of man you are. If you drink shitty Coors Lite or Budweiser, then it shows you are a tacky and poor person. If you drink Corona or Heineken, it shows you are a normal and social person. If you drink PBS or Sam Adams, then it shows you are a hipster fag from Boston. If you drink 40s, then it shows you are a thuggish person. If you drink imported beer, then it shows you have class and style. If you drink Mike Hard's Lemonade, then it shows you are a faggot. corona is boss Corona with lemon or lime is passable. Without
  10. No it is just fucking beer. The kind of beer shows the kind of man you are. If you drink shitty Coors Lite or Budweiser, then it shows you are a tacky and poor person. If you drink Corona or Heineken, it shows you are a normal and social person. If you drink PBS or Sam Adams, then it shows you are a hipster fag from Boston. If you drink 40s, then it shows you are a thuggish person. If you drink imported beer, then it shows you have class and style. If you drink Mike Hard's Lemonade, then it shows you are a faggot.
  11. I was looking at Silent Soldier's picture and it reminded me of those mind fuck pictures.
  12. Says the dude with a fohawk. My hawk destroys your faggot ass mustache. What the fuck were you thinking?
  13. Funny when the terrorist, the malnourished fag and the open fag start circle jerking.
  14. lmfao I bet SW is your real life faggot. "bu bu this poster reminds me of this kid in high school ;("
  15. Someone alert the CIA. He is definitely out to something. Yeah driving in my 2010 Civic that's not some shitty pink piece of junk powered by bicycle pedals. You are right on something. Your girly pos is not like mine. Mine lacks that shitty body styling, has less plastic and has the manlier manual transmission.
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