James Skywalker 528 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Once I was playing Baseball and I hit it out of the park. I just stood there because I didn't know what I was supposed to do. They told me to run home, so I bolted West and jumped the fence. When I got home, I had some orange juice. My friend called me and said we ended up with a lose. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teh_Diplomat 2,054 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Alien Jim said: Once I was playing Baseball and I hit it out of the park. I just stood there because I didn't know what I was supposed to do. They told me to run home, so I bolted West and jumped the fence. When I got home, I had some orange juice. My friend called me and said we ended up with a lose. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,445 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 I probably told this story a few times before (wrapped up) but it still fucks me up. My parents divorced, mother drug addict, father my fucking super hero, and then i go to this fucking house after school as a kid. My sister shit beside the toilette, we tried to steal pennies we put in our socks (you can hear the pennies on the floor). and we put a few worms inside a glass of pennies. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,445 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 ok im done, i want to puke right now that's not even the worst part. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,445 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Teh_Diplomat said: one of the best movies ever. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
James Skywalker 528 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 I gotta go pee 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,445 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 i scared diplo but that wasn't my intention. I am sorry. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,445 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Just now, Alien Jim said: I gotta go pee lemme drink that shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
James Skywalker 528 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Just now, kaz said: lemme drink that shit I heard the Japanese drink their own pee once a month for health benefits. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,445 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Just now, Alien Jim said: I heard the Japanese drink their own pee once a month for health benefits. oh yeah? I drink your pee once a month for health benefits. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alphonse★ 454 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 52 minutes ago, Teh_Diplomat said: lmao, it all makes sense now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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