James Skywalker 528 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Once I was playing Baseball and I hit it out of the park. I just stood there because I didn't know what I was supposed to do. They told me to run home, so I bolted West and jumped the fence. When I got home, I had some orange juice. My friend called me and said we ended up with a lose. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Teh_Diplomat 2,054 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 4 minutes ago, Alien Jim said: Once I was playing Baseball and I hit it out of the park. I just stood there because I didn't know what I was supposed to do. They told me to run home, so I bolted West and jumped the fence. When I got home, I had some orange juice. My friend called me and said we ended up with a lose. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,447 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 I probably told this story a few times before (wrapped up) but it still fucks me up. My parents divorced, mother drug addict, father my fucking super hero, and then i go to this fucking house after school as a kid. My sister shit beside the toilette, we tried to steal pennies we put in our socks (you can hear the pennies on the floor). and we put a few worms inside a glass of pennies. Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,447 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 ok im done, i want to puke right now that's not even the worst part. Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,447 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Teh_Diplomat said: one of the best movies ever. Link to post Share on other sites
James Skywalker 528 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 I gotta go pee 1 Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,447 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 i scared diplo but that wasn't my intention. I am sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,447 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Just now, Alien Jim said: I gotta go pee lemme drink that shit Link to post Share on other sites
James Skywalker 528 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Just now, kaz said: lemme drink that shit I heard the Japanese drink their own pee once a month for health benefits. Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,447 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Just now, Alien Jim said: I heard the Japanese drink their own pee once a month for health benefits. oh yeah? I drink your pee once a month for health benefits. Link to post Share on other sites
Alphonse★ 454 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 52 minutes ago, Teh_Diplomat said: lmao, it all makes sense now Link to post Share on other sites
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