GearsJW 5 Tampon edition XBONER X unveiled, along with Tampon edition Xbox mouse and Keyboard - LMFAO!

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these lowdown pieces of shit did a special edition KEYBOARD... OMFG Xbox is so fucking dead 

 

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/gears-5-xbox-one-x-limited-edition-announced-along/1100-6468931/

 

Edited August 6, 2019 by Bodycount N

[DynamiteCop 2,149]

 you have issues, there's absolutely nothing wrong with either of those if that's what you're into

 

last year you would have been praising both of these and have them on pre-order, you're a nutcase

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Yeah, because I rushed out to buy the halo 5 Agent Spock console?  It's based on Kait!

 

Look at that disgusting lesbian console. HIDEOUS.

 

And remember how they did an elite controller for gears 4? Well this time no pro controller for you console plebs, play GearsJW 5 the way it was meant to be played - with a lesbian mouse and keyboard!  

[bhytre 2,810]

All that's missing now is this vibrator but it's probably compatible

[DynamiteCop 2,149]

4 minutes ago, Bodycount N said:

Yeah, because I rushed out to buy the halo 5 Agent Spock console?  It's based on Kait!

 

Look at that disgusting lesbian console. HIDEOUS.

 

And remember how they did an elite controller for gears 4? Well this time no pro controller for you console plebs, play GearsJW 5 the way it was meant to be played - with a lesbian mouse and keyboard!  

I don't see Kait on the console, I see the cog logo and Gears of War in text on the keyboard. 

 

You have issues son. 

[Remij 5,022]

That keyboard and mouse  

 

Probably the nicest looking Gears of War Special edition console they've ever had.

 

LMAO owning that fucking butt ugly red PoS  

[Remij 5,022]

Looks sexy af if I'm being honest

 

 

 

[DynamiteCop 2,149]

23 minutes ago, Remij_ said:

Looks sexy af if I'm being honest

 

 

 

Yeah I'm not big on LE systems but he's trippin, this is one of the nicer looking ones from any manufacturer to come out this gen.

 

 

[TLHBO 2,297]

Xbox is such a dull console. Whenever I think of the xbox brand I think of the opposite of fun.

[MalaXmaS 705]

They are really pushing it eh?

Mixing politics with gaming and shoving that lgbt keyboard down your throats.

Not even giving another bundle. It's either that or nothing.

Oh MS you really dun goofed.

 

[DynamiteCop 2,149]

1 hour ago, MalaXmaS said:

They are really pushing it eh?

Mixing politics with gaming and shoving that lgbt keyboard down your throats.

Not even giving another bundle. It's either that or nothing.

Oh MS you really dun goofed.

 

[lynux3 2,446]

This looks like shit.

[Teh_Diplomat 2,054]

I do like the look of the controller...  

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That Gears 5 promotional artwork/boxart is so terrible lol.

[Teh_Diplomat 2,054]

1 minute ago, モンキー said:

That Gears 5 promotional artwork/boxart is so terrible lol.

lmao, also this though.

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 'KAIT DIAZ EDITION'

 

Stop trying to push this ugly pOS as iconic or a hero of any sort. It's never going to happen.

 

Anyone who thinks of playing this game, they have something else for you;

 

 

[lostfool 693]

I don't get why you are so mad.  Are you still a virgin?

[Teh_Diplomat 2,054]

6 minutes ago, lostfool said:

I don't get why you are so mad.  Are you still a virgin?

So says the edgiest of edge lords.

[Voidler 1,681]

Lmfao it literally looks like a grave 

 

how suitable for a dead franchise on a dead console

[lynux3 2,446]

18 minutes ago, Voidler said:

Lmfao it literally looks like a grave 

 

how suitable for a dead franchise on a dead console

lmao, it does.  A nice headstone for a dead console and franchise.