Well... Kevin Hart almost Died Today - Major Accident, back injuries reported.

[Remij 4,823]

So is he paralyzed or anything?

[102020393023445948594 2,223]

no airbags, some have no seatbelts or those little strap seatbelts that go across your waist, 0 crash safety ratings, no impact protection whatsoever.

 

Yeah I'm pretty sure he got fucked up. SHould have went to a dodge dealer and bought a new challenger, raped.  

[lynux3 2,245]

29 minutes ago, Remij_ said:

So is he paralyzed or anything?

He was able to get out, go home and get help. 

[Remij 4,823]

3 minutes ago, lynux3 said:

He was able to get out, go home and get help. 

That's good.  Shiiit.  Lucky guy.

[James Skywalker 528]

Keavin Hart will get hit heart ripped out by the surgeons. 

[jehurey 3,313]

He's got a couple of things working in his favor.

 

He's small, small people simply don't get any many bones broken.  And he's in good shape. Strong muscles provide a stiffer layer of protection around bones and vital organs.

 

Wouldn't surprise me if he becomes dependent on pain killers from this point on.

[lynux3 2,245]

1 hour ago, jehurey said:

He's got a couple of things working in his favor.

 

He's small, small people simply don't get any many bones broken.  And he's in good shape. Strong muscles provide a stiffer layer of protection around bones and vital organs.

 

Wouldn't surprise me if he becomes dependent on pain killers from this point on.

Major back injuries makes this point moot a bit. Hopefully he's okay though. 

Edited September 2, 2019 by lynux3

[bhytre 2,753]

When your small length actually saves you  

[kaz 2,447]

9 hours ago, lynux3 said:

He was able to get out, go home and get help. 

i dont know why i laughed at this  

[The Mother Fucker 26]

I just woke up, my blurry eyes thought the thread said "black injuries reported", I'm like that's a thing now?

[kaz 2,447]

apparently he died today, they tried to get him ready for surgery but spliter from his spinal cord caused internal bleeding. RIP  

[roflpwnedz 289]

1 hour ago, The Mother Fucker said:

I just woke up, my blurry eyes thought the thread said "black injuries reported", I'm like that's a thing now?

 

well he was black

[Spicalicious 129]

17 minutes ago, kaz said:

apparently he died today, they tried to get him ready for surgery but spliter from his spinal cord caused internal bleeding. RIP  

so sad rip

Edited September 2, 2019 by Spicalicious

[The Mother Fucker 26]

He predicted his future

 

[SheepKilla 473]

2 hours ago, kaz said:

i dont know why i laughed at this  

ROFF