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The Prime Minister made my pizza. He followed the recipe so it was true dough.

 

I'm out of posts. Gotta go to the lumberyard and order some more.

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Guest ian miles cheong
11 hours ago, Cookester15 said:

pedophiles 

SW2? yes. what with creeps like @baljot

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Valve's sucking Hard-Life: Al's Dick.

 

 

 

 

If you were born on February 29th - a leap year - does that mean you have a birthday every four years? They must die young.

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you havent seen yours since systemwars was relevant. you chinese dinosaur

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I visited the hospital and as I was walking by the waiting room I said, "does anyone want a case of Corona?"

Ike, I hear theirs a case of Corona in Tacoma.

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I was at an amusement park, to get on a ride I had to give my fare and height. I gave them my Fahrenheit.

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