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When the Hulk tore out the street-lamp he said to himself - "this light-post is a light post.

 

The mom's were in the stands. The bleachers were in the bleachers.

 

There's bitches in the bleachers.

 

They wanted to take the paint off the stands. So they bleached the bleachers.

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I just pat someone on the shoulder without them knowing. It was my "pat trick".

 

I had a burger for lunch because today is St. Beef Paddy's Day.

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Rey Tracing is the future! Look at these graphics! tr65s411e8841.jpg

 

Which Finn is better? spoiler one or two?

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Spoiler

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While at work I talked to ladies and said “are you garbage?” They were offended or confused. But then I said, “that’s my pick-up line.” :ben:

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wiiuflopped defends pedophiles and rage quits over not being able to post autoplay music

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whipitgoo breathed on me. i didnt catch corona but his breath smelled like little gook buttholes 

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The good thing about this virus is that it’s easy to have a long distance relationship.

 

Would you rather be 6’ apart or 6’ under? 
 

When you eat an Icecream Cone, you want the cone to be full of fibre; so I thought I’d invent the Dark Rye Cone. Sell it to bakery’s.

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