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1 minute ago, Tears of the Cows said:

And FH outsourced GT7 :cruise:

:kaz: and Spiderman 2 raped your ass last year....

 

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while FF7 Rebirth is bitch slapping you again this year...

 

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4 hours ago, DynamiteCop said:

84/100 Opencritic

81/100 MC Xbox

83/100 MC PC

 

Yeah GameSpot has become some clickbait level shit for ages now.

 

Teh conspiracy :dame:

 

Those averages you posted are already dropping. 

 

PC gamer gave it a 5...lol

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2 minutes ago, Goukosan said:

 

Stella Blade has twice the number of Reviews... Hellblade Meta isn't going up,  as more reviews come in, it will go down :umad:

 

The retard is praying the Meta stays at 81 but deep down he knows it's a wrap. This shit will definitely drop lower than Stellar Blade on MC when all the reviews come in :mj:

 

 

Cuckstz has been raped again hyping another turd :tom:

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Just now, FIREPOWER said:

:kaz: and Spiderman 2 raped your ass last year....

 

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while FF7 Rebirth is bitch slapping you again this year...

 

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So now he’s running back to metacritic? :D 

 

I got this porn obsessed fgt flopping harder than his limp dick :tom: 


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you wanna keep going? I have much worse than this :tom: 
 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Tears of the Cows said:

Doesn’t matter. Same score. If Hellblade a flop, stellar blade is an even bigger one. :D 

 

I also bet you an sig bet @FIREPOWER has already beat half of Hellblade. :vince:

 

Oh now it doesn't matter?

 

Metacritic score doesn't finalize day of release genius... Reviews just started popping up a few hrs ago. 

 

Hope you enjoy the day watching the score go down further:kaz:

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1 minute ago, FIREPOWER said:

The retard is praying the Meta stays at 81 but deep down he knows it's a wrap. This shit will definitely drop lower than Stellar Blade on MC when all the reviews come in :mj:

 

 

Cuckstz has been raped again hyping another turd :tom:

You’re playing it right now :D you act like we can’t see :tom: 

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1 minute ago, Goukosan said:

 

Oh now it doesn't matter?

 

Metacritic score doesn't finalize day of release genius... Reviews just started popping up a few hrs ago. 

 

Hope you enjoy the day watching the score go down further:kaz:

I’m glad you acknowledge FH5>GT7 finally :juggle:

 

meanwhile everyone on your “side” is playing it. (Ask firepower) :tom: 

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Just now, Tears of the Cows said:

I’m glad you acknowledge FH5>GT7 finally :juggle:

 

Deflecting from the 6.0-blade already? Damn that game was forgotten quickly :monkas:

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3 minutes ago, Tears of the Cows said:

So now he’s running back to metacritic? :D 

 

I got this porn obsessed fgt flopping harder than his limp dick :tom: 


 

 

you wanna keep going? I have much worse than this :tom: 
 

 

 

Look at this fgt posting irrelevant shit because he has been raped  :kaz:

 

Imagine posting this crap when you've confessed to looking at other dudes' dicks plow your supposed  "girlfriend" :lawl:

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Just now, FIREPOWER said:

Look at this fgt posting irrelevant shit because he has been raped  :kaz:

 

Imagine posting this when you look at other dudes' dicks plow your supposed  "girlfriend" :lawl:

This worthless, porn obsessed incel hasn’t been with a woman in decades LMAO. 
 

at least he can jerk to the main character of Hellblade. He’s already put more time in it than stellar blade :D 

 

 

don’t make me post your game history. Time to come clean :vince:

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Just now, Tears of the Cows said:

This worthless, porn obsessed incel hasn’t been with a woman in decades LMAO. 
 

at least he can jerk to the main character of Hellblade. He’s already put more time in it than stellar blade :D 

 

 

don’t make me post your game history. Time to come clean :vince:

:tom: He's hurt.

 

 

What does any of this shit have to do with Hellblade 2 being the flop of the year Cuckstz? Tell me after you wipe the tears from your keyboard :lawl:

 

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28 minutes ago, Twinblade said:

 

This is a real head scratcher tbh. They simplified the game in most ways even though they hyped the sequel as being larger and the price increases should reflect that (the first one was just $30). Im really not sure what they were doing with all the development time.

Maybe they tried some new concepts, but they weren’t working, so they slapped this together. 

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22 minutes ago, Twinblade said:

jonb avoiding this thread like the plague :omglol:

It’s his own Plague Tale. 
 

jk Jon probably doesn’t give a crap 

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15 minutes ago, FIREPOWER said:

:tom: He's hurt.

 

 

What does any of this shit have to do with Hellblade 2 being the flop of the year Cuckstz? Tell me after you wipe the tears from your keyboard :lawl:

 

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Because you’re lying about playing it like you’re lying about your porn obsession :kaz: 

 

we know you’re playing it you retard :tom: 

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3 minutes ago, Remij said:

lmao at Firetard losing his shit in this thread :rofls:  He's got more mental health issues than Senua :cruise:

 

 

Says the dude having an entire meltdown over a game flopping on System Wars :cruise:

 

Look on this page alone buddy, you have more posts than anyone in this thread :bena:

 

Edit: I mistook you for Cuckstz :lawl:...you're both angry retards who hyped the same flop for years so fair game :cruise:

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1 minute ago, Remij said:

lmao at Firetard losing his shit in this thread :rofls:  He's got more mental health issues than Senua :cruise:

 

 

Dude has 8,000 porn accounts out there on the web lmao. Every time I post one he rushes and deletes the account. 
 

 

want to tell everyone what happened to your Reddit account? @FIREPOWER

 

”im jerkin now babe”

 

 

:tom: 

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Just now, FIREPOWER said:

Says the dude having an entire meltdown over a game flopping on System Wars :cruise:

 

Look on this page alone buddy, you have more posts than anyone in this thread :bena:

Uhhhh what?

 

Omfg he actually IS losing it :mj:

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