Tujesus

Lmao jonb and his taste in games

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Bioshock is the worst performing game I think I have played on 360. If u lock the fr it stutters like a bitch and you can barely aim. So u have to have it unlocked to have smooth aiming but then u get massive screen tearing. I don't get it... The game isn't even good looking.

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I'd say I've had at least 60-70 real fights in my life.  guys who were bigger, smaller, all sorts.

were any of them trained fighters?

I doubt it

bums on the street don't know how to throw a punch

most of throw punches with their arms lmfao

I'm confused as to what you're trying to prove

 

JONBtheGreat1, on 24 Feb 2013 - 16:09, said:Lol spicolli huge he gonna lay out Bruised_Ego quick

You think you can beat me nigga? And you're only in TO? Damn I can be there in less than 4 hours!  

Alright bro let's do this. How about I come on over in two weeks and you can beat up on me some? You shouldn't have a problem beating me right since your trained in MMA and I'm just some scrub off the street?  What do you say nigga?

lol

What's wrong with Karate? It made Lyoto Machida a LHW Champ and has him knocking on the door at a title shot. Not that he'd beat Jones, but its not like the dude is a joke.  Also lmao @ shitoli. Even if this were remotely true, the first fight your bitch ass would want to take is someone who is 2-3 weight classes below you?

greco roman lol

freestyle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

lmfao blackmail that bitch

the video upload date is august 2012

cuz you totally can't upload old shit on the internet

I think TPH is just mad the guy in the video is way biger than him

I like the part where you took all her food from the fridge, BOSS

wow you're a douche

So I was over there just hanging out on the couch on my computer while she made dinner. We ate, watched TV. Y'know normal shit. Then right when I was about to show it to her, her mom calls, which is nothing out of the ordinary, her mom usually calls around this that time. She on the phone for about 20 minutes with her about some bullshit, then after she's like let's go to bed. Anytime she says "let's go to bed" that early it's just a keyword for let's fuck. Knowing that this might be my last time getting laid for a while I happily oblige. She gives me head, which was incredibly awkward because the video kept looping in my head the whole time, then we fuck.

After we were done I wait about 10 minutes then I try to go in for round two, but she keeps saying she's tired. So that's when I go "how about some porn to get you in the mood" and I open my laptop and start playing the video. The second she turned around and saw the video she just gets wide eyed and then starts staring at me, then back at the video, then back at me, then just starts crying. I start asking her who is that, when was that recorded, etc etc but she's just not answering my questions. So then I just get tired of it and I'm like "look I'm going, when you're ready to talk you can call me". Then I just get dressed, take all the leftovers out the fridge, then go home.

So it was definitely her, and now I'm home with a big ass bowl of pasta, and I have yet to tell her that I posted that video to a whole forum full of people.

lol I've got an epic "after he tells it" popcorn gif saved

Lol at all the gifs

You should probably show her the vid before you eat dinner

naw I'm sure he wants to get a meal in before getting kicked out lol

No turning back now. Godspeed, system warriors.

No turning back now. Godspeed, system warriors.

No turning back now. Godspeed, system warriors.