Of course, the big news of the day is that Halo: Master Race Edition is COMING TO PC!
But first, an important word...
Are you fed up with Xbox consoles? Are you suffering from game platform dysphoria? We've recently learned many lemmings have been suffering in secret. Forced into a life of gaming on a console they don't want to game on, and one they are extremely disappointed in. And thus.. we feel obliged to help. After all, you should game on the console YOU want to game on.. and feel great about it, while at the same time feeling accepted and wanted.