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Artemis Ace

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  1. they all own Hey GD Yeah I got The Last Spectre with it too so that will be next. Sidenote: Does the cow forum still exist? Haha.
  2. Professor Layton and the Unwound Future. First PL game I've played. Very good!
  3. Dear Diary, My brother and his GF had their baby Friday night My first nephew im so excited
  4. Astrology Hey guuurl what's your Star Sign? Like I said, natives contributed a LOT for modern society. All black people have contributed are aids and hip hop. And what's your contribution? A dark spin on lee hotti? I believe your biggest contribution should be "How a human being can attain virginity forever" Don't you mean preserve? Attaining virgins is something attributed to terrorists like yourself. I hope your first date(stalk) of xelle is worth all the airmiles you have to save up for it. Just try not to blow the plane up on the way there This whole post
  5. The only dick you can fuck chicks and unbolt tires with you can also use it to remove baseboards These fools jelly that my penis has a wide variety of applications Except that you don't use it for the most basic one. lol nigga you're like pussy repellent. Women don't even want to be on the same internet as you lmao haha hate to say this but *internet high 5*
  6. Holy crap, is good to see someone else besides me who loves her That woman is how all women should be. She has the right amount of thickness Bro, I get off on that sexy accent and her cooking though her body is banging
  7. I do wear dresses on occasion, I am growing my hair, I object to the opinion I look like a bull dyke because I am aesthetic as fuck. No I will forever like sexy ladies (& justin bieber).
  8. While I'm not crazy about her face I would swim up the Amazon with 45 lb. dumbbells attached to my scrotum using ellen degeneres' queef as my air supply if it meant I could have a seafood dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection. Don't ask me the things I'd do for Nigella Lawson.
  9. Wow I've seen his recent pics didn't look like that but still hot That kinda looks like chad michael murray
  10. I know he's such a skinny kunt. He has lost shit loads of weight but is working out to bulk up (mainly arms it seems). I am taking him shopping tomorrow
  11. Well I do workout *flexes fatceps*. Strict diet/workout after today 10 weeks out from Brisbane Future Music Festival! Gotta rock some fluro singlets & shorts so gotta lose ~6kg lol won't happen. Anyone thinking about their New Years Resolutions for the coming year? Mine is #get shredded #get laid #get a job. That's pretty much it haha. Not meant to drink but might have to make an exception NYE...
  12. I'm post op zero faze. Not sure whether you are insulting me, being self-deprecating, or both. Use of emoticon awaits. Please respond. I almost mistake you for justin biever, lol did you lose weight? Well im not at my lowest weight currently (fucking xmas) but I suppose so. Just had Christmas family lunch...in need of a nap Me and Tidge In this photo he is being a veiny cunt and im wearing a Tokio Hotel shirt Merry Xmas SWarriors!
  13. Well sure they are fun to look at but she needs to be smarter about her moves. Can be hard no doubt a straight hot chic is still hot.
  14. Nah alphy she is 'bi'. Don't trust those bitches. She just wants to use me for no strings attached sex, can you imagine! ;'(
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