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Cell

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Status Updates posted by Cell

  1. I still don't believe you're female.

  2. Lmfao is that Nicholas cage :D

  3. I feel so much more sophisticated now I could start wearing a monocle, old chap! mono

  4. Your only 4 months older than me enough with the 'son', kid.. :teeth:

  5. Are you still a mod rusty? :ben:

  6. Black and smelly is the way to go, buddy! Most filthy sluts love it really. I'm sure you know this but yes means yes and no also means yes. :|Dance:

  7. My parents always told me I had a Siamese twin! |D

  8. In a ninja-assassins sense, yes I am a stalker. :face:

  9. So, how you doing sweet thang? :face:

  10. You did? Got a link? :face:

  11. I have a feeling its captainskott. He was quite the master baiter. :9:

  12. I think you know what to do. :duke:

  13. [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLW6G6LYLt4"]YouTube- John Mayer - Free Fallin'[/nomedia] Magical :glad:

  14. Your avatar is too serious for my liking. More shifty negro's please.

  15. I know this, you know this, but do they know this? :9:

  16. Are you saying because I'm a man with a tan, smoking drugs is my plan?

  17. I'm saying I bet you can make your smooth-hands do rough work. :face:

  18. If you feelin like a pimp ****a, go and brush your shoulders off Ladies is pimps too, go and brush your shoulders off ****az is crazy baby, don't forget that boy told you Get, that, dirt off your shoulder I probably owe it to y'all, proud to be locked by the force Tryin to hustle some things, that go with the Porsche Feelin no remorse, feelin like my hand was forced Middle finger to the law, ****a grip'n my balls All the ladies they love me, from the bleachers they screamin All the ballers is bouncin they like the way I be leanin All the rappers be hatin, off the track that I'm makin But all the hustlers they love it just to see one of us make it Came from the bottom the bottom, to the top of the pots ****a London, Japan and I'm straight off the block Like a running back, get it man, I'm straight off the block I can run it back ****a cause I'm straight with the Roc

  19. I bet you can be rough went you want as well. :smugd:

  20. Chocolate Gate. :face:

  21. Making you wet with that picture? Putting baby lotion on your back pussy are we? :borat:

  22. MIDDLE FINGER TO THE LAW

  23. If I had to guess I'd say cheryl. :ben: FUCK THE PO-LEEECE

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