The Notorious TPH

What standards?

Hide yo kids hide yo wives I'm finalizing the deal to move in an apartment in the ghetto, I'll fit right in

and pirate, does taking a picture next to a trash whore who has no self esteem or class suppose to impress someone?

Why are you so afraid of the human body? First you admit that you wont even take your shirt off in your own place of living and now you're butthurt because a woman is enjoying a day at the park with her shirt off.

that chick has a nice body, but her face has full downs

u are too

Faze could look good if she wanted, but that butch lesbian shit is fucking that shit up.

You're just hating cause she pulls more girls than you. You guys need to stop hitting on faze, that shit ain't going to work. You can't turn a lesbian, straight.

I also cant fuck a girl 14 hours out of my time zone so I don't see the difference.

and what's with the random ass comma lol

Zero, could you kick Snakey's ass with all those weight training products you buy?

Yes

just the left? I mean...you may as well give him the two. It does not make you 50% less gay and it would feel better for you too

You ever hook up with guys?

No. Although I did go on a few accidental dates with a guy from work a few weeks ago, awkward.

Is he gay?

No

No offense but you look like a dude. That is the only logical explanation I can think of.

just the left? I mean...you may as well give him the two. It does not make you 50% less gay and it would feel better for you too

You ever hook up with guys?

No. Although I did go on a few accidental dates with a guy from work a few weeks ago, awkward.

Is he gay?

DMC lost

DMC said he's the 5000th reply

Then I was all:

swag swag swag swag

DMC HBR

Bitch

I believe I said 5,000th reply

I'm not joking

Well then at least post pics of you cutting yourself so I have something to jerk off to

dt why do you enjoy being a minstrel show? you're a sad pathetic mentally deranged twat. I'll ignore you and all the others instead of contributing to this shit. You know the Nietzsche saying, battle not with monsters less you become a monster. gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you...

the "black on black crime oh noes" cheerleaders can fuck off, this is stupid jerry springer 'esque entertainment and I don't care for it anymore.

it's "lest"

lmao

Zwarrior did own the fuck out of you lot. The idea of there being a black way of acting is moronic. White people who grow up in black neighbourhoods act the same as them so it's obviously a culture thing and not a race one. Also look at how different the culture is in the Caribbean compared to Nigeria so there clearly isn't some universal culture that gets bestowed upon anyone who is born black.

But he's the only person that thinks that way. I only call him ztom/zoreo because his condescending attitude towards black people, and his mysterious lack of black friends despite living in one of the most diverse places in the world.

No I get it. It's your gay little interpretation of us. But you're the only one that thinks that way. Hence your bestowed title.

This thread convinced me that I must change my ways. LowTCP, follow me on this impending journey so we can both learn to act Black and submissively unburden ourselves from being called an uncle tom by the prime representations of what black people are, on systemwars.com (and also by the non-blacks who clearly know what black people ought to be like after watching BET.)

The first step is to remove any notion of whiteness or asianess that might be instilled in us. Since the whole "act your race" thing is just based on stereotypes, which are of course true and the scientific base for 'act/stick to your label' studies (el barto's and Alphonse's PhD major, since they know so much). It makes sense that we cleanse off all white/asian stereotypes in us before proceeding to act black. Asian is easy, I suck at math and ping pong already, but I'll tone down on my anime watching, rice eating, and video game skills. All asians do that, that's their thing, if an Asian does not watch anime and plays sports, he's an uncle tom-san, and you tell him that to his face. I'm trowing a banana at Yao Ming if I run into him. Because bananas are both yellow inside and out. Using food as analogies makes me feel clever and intelligent.

white... not very clear on which stereotype to rid myself of. I mean there's Jewish white, Italian white, English, Southern, white trash, snob white, Liberal, Republican, Emo, Country, Goth, Hippy, Protestant, Mormon, Bro, Nerd, Hipster etc. etc. so many 'labels', some of them are even in opposition to another, so avoiding to not act like any of these white things might inadvertently make me act like their other white counterpart. Tricky, but we're not here to point out the stupidity and narrow mindedness in this whole mess. Let's stick to 19th century dualistic thinking and simplify this baby even further, so acting white therefore is just the opposite of acting black. that's scientific.

Acting black is going to be really easy if we factor in the behavior of the Real blacks in sw like DT and Pirate. Don't even think about your own black family as a factor in this, if we ended up as uncle toms, it is their fault for not telling us to act black and stick to our kind when we were little. They probably don't act black themselves. We should disown them. Here's a list of what we must do to be considered acceptable blacks, sponsored by DT and Pirate:

1) The first thing to be black is point out those who are not black enough, for political or profitable gain. If you become a politician, your vision may suck ass, but if the people of your same race don't support you anyway, they are traitors. You don't even have to be a politician you can just be a regular guy, politics are a part of everyday life. If you suck as a person and someone of the same race calls you out on it, call him a race traitor! It's a similar concept that religious people use, like "god would have wanted it that way", or "you are offending God". but instead of using God selfishly to represent themselves, they use the Black race. It's a nice tactic to use against those who are dumb enough to fall for it.

-or- according to el barto, if they don't act like black people you see in television, also call them traitors. Because television is more real than real life. In fact lets say African Americans who willingly behave like television tells them to are the real blacks, everyone else, in africa, europe, etc. they're all traitors.

2) The second thing is to be condescending to Black and African countries while promoting the white country you live in. Africa? what a hellhole! Haiti? Lmao!

3) Promote white women in your avy/sig. There's nothing that says you're black like not liking black women. In fact the only time black women should be considered is if they wear a weave that mimic's a white woman's hair, or if they are not too dark.

4) Lower your standards, do not seek to broaden your mind intellectually on other fields like learning a new language (Japanese? Pfft! English, or maybe broken English, is the true language for the true Black man). Instead stick to Black people stuff you know, like kissing and dancing with a tranny, drink expensive tea and force vegetarianism on your dog. Those are so black it's ridiculous. I'm going to start doing those and brag about it to all my irl friends (who will all be black of course, gotta stick to your race, regarless whether you share any similar interests). And if they laugh and make fun of me, they're clearly uncle toms

And them you wonder why people call you ztom/zoreo lmao

Smooth post bikini pics

Asian actually.

I could say the same about you.

oh yea uncle tom oreo ant loving dirty haitian tranny faggot:tom: