dakur

I didnt buy shit this year, I really hope no one brings presents. Oh well I put my house for the party so theyll have to accept that as my present! Merry pagan-winter-solstice-appropriated-by-christians celebration!

1 hour ago, DynamiteCop! said:

A bit ironic wouldn't you say considering the system that released a year later has more reasons to own it and support than the Pro?

The Pro still has more and better games so I don't know which "reasons" these are but then I don't get off at shit like Six of Thots afterall.

9 minutes ago, DynamiteCop! said:

Shit, sign me up. Since when is a blowjob something negative? 

When it is done by a gay crippled midget because that's the standards MS wants to keep you lemmings at.

8 hours ago, S#$@%^i said:

Anyone would be stupid to get a pro instead of an X.  I bet this sways many potential customer purchases for the X.   I see them doing second place.  Sony might get first but Xbox has a chance to come in second.    Who knows, maybe even first at this amazing deal!

Except the Pro has, you know, good games.

Now I want to see the pics. What were there!?

1 minute ago, Teh_Diplomat said:

True that; also if you made it through the clip, you'll find out they host this retreat at a white-owned resort. 

Yep, most resorts and restaurants there are owned by white europeans.

Puerto Viejo is filled with white europeans ffs, I've been there multiple times. In fact the black locals are always trying to pick up the white european chicks in the discos, it's like the local passtime lol.

You know you obliterated when your competition starts making games for you. So is the nature of servitude to your master.

To understand beloved in this context you have to think like a lemming and that means lowering your standards to impossible depths. In that context even Super Lucky's Tale is a contender.

2 hours ago, DynamiteCop! said:

I was like that before i tried it. You're missing out

6 hours ago, Twinblade said:

i banged a fat chick earlier this week and im not even ashamed of myself 

Me too but she wasn't so fat, she just has a heavy built, great tits and she eats ass so 10/10.

9 hours ago, lostfool said:

Only virgins with small dicks complain constantly about feminists.  There must be a bunch of tiny dick virgins in here.  Losers

If you have a tiny penis and are still a virgin you don't know how to use it

7 hours ago, kaz said:

If I remember correctly @dakur and him came from the same place. It's funny how a normal person and a fucking psycho join this forum at the same time. 

Deeno is not that normal though, he's more like retarded.

Going from selling 1 to selling 2 is a 100% increase, just saying...

Except if the axioms come from Deeno Math of course.

I only saw Spongeknob Squarenuts. I nutted. Good porn. RIP Genius

35 minutes ago, Ike said:

No. Anything that has been tried to go from anime to live action especially if it’s made by the west is awful. 

Truth. Staying way away from this one

2 minutes ago, kokujin said:

My mind is blown. Maybe you're right, she male thirster. 

I'm straighter than an erect feminine penis 

1 hour ago, kokujin said:

let the gays be the gays.  I'm not going in their clubs. And they're not cumming in my ass. 

You're missing out and that's gayer than being gay

I will never buy one of this mini consoles. They are for me all missed opportunities. They could have done smth really special by allowing games to be purchased and downloaded and maybe even add some new modes to some games like online MP. Like they are now for me it is a quick cash grab. This mini PS1 even more than the Nintendo ones, what were Sony thinking.

Lemmings take hobo-gaming to a whole new level.

I found this slightly arousing. Needs more mud.

9 minutes ago, Pureis said:

Looks like Sony did not prepare enough units again. 

This is exactly the kind of publicity Sony wants.

Did you bang a housewife on the back of the moving truck? If not, why not?

2 minutes ago, TLHBO said:

Exactly lol

 

the makers of Shitman and Kane & lynch.....fits the xbox library perfectly.

 

microsoft is out for quantity and not quality.

 

It sort of makes sense if they want to follow the Netflix model. Netflix started with almost exclusively quality shows but it quickly devolved into a bunch of filler crap movies and series. Now like 99% of the movies they release are utter rushed-out crap just to flood the service with new content. I imagine MS is going to follow the same strategy so wait for Gamepass to be filled with a constant stream of exclusive shit. Now that I think about it, maybe this gen MS was setting the table for this and that's why they lowered the standards so dramatically to prepare lemmings for the amount of crap they're going to be releasing.

4 hours ago, madmaltese said:

In the space of 5 minutes he created a delusion and went head first into it. Quite impressive tbh. 

That basically describes what lemmings have been doing this entire gen.