CaptainSkott

Get up inem guts

Baby angel! Oh, how I've missed thee

Could be better, if ya catch my drift

http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/

How dare you

I thought we were past this!!!

No you won't, life without me would suck I'm sorry though

I'm here to comfort you when you need it

Feel better

Reset fate

More like wake and bake

Don't worry, I won't post them

Those nudes you sent me are totally hot

How about my chap stick, my deck of cards and a chunk of my hair?

Consider yourself gobsmacked.

I like the sound of that

"You feel an unbreakable bond beyond you and Sir Alphonse. The ogrish looking mother fucker social link has been maxed out! You can now create the Shrek persona."

I blame the female. They cause distress amongst us men, and try to divide us. Little do they know, Skott + Alphonse = inseparable

I am you're nemesis, and I only speak truth. Mad truth. Droppin fucking truth bombs over here

You forgot the 47% ogre

I said PART, not half. 95% is the manliest man you could even comprehend, 4% is made of fire and brimstone, and the last 1% is all woman

You don't realize my other part is ALL man

I am part woman, and so is she