CGC Here Be Fragons 163 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Don't forget your Pokemon coloring book on your date Fuck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
~CK~ 6 Posted October 25, 2012 Author Share Posted October 25, 2012 Last time I come to you guys for advice for ANYTHING, I mistook this for a friendly, helpful community. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Golem Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Last time I come to you guys for advice for ANYTHING, I mistook this for a friendly, helpful community. Root's advice was tough, but fair. It's less about saving face, more about better luck next time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MNDWSH 2 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 "text game" jesus fucking christ. Just call her when you wnt to hang out, or txt her to make plans. start this bullshit you call flirting in person. Fuck you kids are insane these days with thse txt conversations. You are getting old son. Yet I bang girls of all ages. My style works just fine thanks, and I don't need to have conversations all day with multiple women. shit's lame, but maybe this generation of beta males enjoy it. believe it or not girls appreciate a phone call, it shows confidence and is a nice change from the man-children who only communicate when they can think about what they're going to say. I call with purpose and authority, and the women bow to it. EDIT - I'm not against texting in general, just if you're maintaining conversations in order to make things more comfortable in person. Old man. have fun texting 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CGC Here Be Fragons 163 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Last time I come to you guys for advice for ANYTHING, I mistook this for a friendly, helpful community. its just that you kinda failed first, asked later. ive been doing that for the last 4 months so dont worry about it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kokujin 558 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 (edited) CK she prolly wanted you to ask her out sooner than later, or at least try. MWash is right, 'cuz frankly, the longer you text, the more puss you're gonna end up looking. It's in the nature of the relationship. Also you said you didn't like Sykrim, (ok a challenge), then pussed out and took her side in seconds. Even laughed when you prolly didn't think it was that funny. But that's the point.. the longer you text.. Best piece of advice I can give on women in my extensive, extensive experience... is that they like a bad boy who they believe is a sweet guy beneath the tough exterior... a guys who cares, but doesn't want to show it... a guy who's confident but not desperate... but also a badass who protects them... do whatever you need to do to portray yourself in that light. why can't they let me be my damn myself. not like men ever trip over a woman's personality, or if she's shy, or if she's not leading, or she... exhibits all other aspects of being human. :] Women run this shit and aren't held accountable for anything. Men should've stopped playing into this hundreds of years ago. Edited October 25, 2012 by kokujin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RaniK_ 136 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 ffs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malakius 52 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Last time I come to you guys for advice for ANYTHING, I mistook this for a friendly, helpful community. lmfao you have been owned faggot. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
His Majesty 3 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Last time I come to you guys for advice for ANYTHING, I mistook this for a friendly, helpful community. are you mental? 2-3 people here including me which you totally ignored cause you are a pussy and afraid of asking her out gave out extremely good advice Mindwash nailed it , you could be out hanging with her and kissing her sweet gamer lips now if you just called her instead of texting. but no ;( ;( ;( bububu ill never ask for advice cause the advice i get is for men Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Golem Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 This thread's a nice refresher on how not to handle a situation though. I'll keep it in mind when I ask that bus girl for her number. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Omaha 18 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 SW Players Fuck you guys, I got head from a girl last week, and I've got a date tonight with another girl which I also imagine will end in fellatio. She never let me hit She gave me dome twice She blowin up my phone, that's that bitch I don't like Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Walter 7 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Bro this one is gone You just said Pokemon is the cutest pic ever Keep talking if you want to be friends but if you are hoping to bag this one, you have blown it especially if she has a bf. Shit you shouldn't have bothered with the texting you should have asked her for coffee first thing If you want to aim to salvage this, cut out all videogame talk. That is not some unique magical thing you guys share an nearest for. 90% of guys game and hardcore gamers just have an awful, awful stigma. I would never tell a girl that I'm a big gamer even if she was. Shit, I'd probably tease her for it and she would love it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chris 1 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 http://www.reddit.com/r/creepypms Just in case if you want to see your texts appear on another site you fucking creep. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Walter 7 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 "text game" jesus fucking christ. Just call her when you wnt to hang out, or txt her to make plans. start this bullshit you call flirting in person. Fuck you kids are insane these days with thse txt conversations. You are getting old son. Yet I bang girls of all ages. My style works just fine thanks, and I don't need to have conversations all day with multiple women. shit's lame, but maybe this generation of beta males enjoy it. believe it or not girls appreciate a phone call, it shows confidence and is a nice change from the man-children who only communicate when they can think about what they're going to say. I call with purpose and authority, and the women bow to it. EDIT - I'm not against texting in general, just if you're maintaining conversations in order to make things more comfortable in person. Texting is a massive trap, Mindwash is right. Calling solves many problems 1) you don't have to text her non stop if she is a texter 2) most guys don't call so you stand out 3) you shouldn't call or text right away any how. Call a couple days later and gauge how she remembers you, it will be important 4) texting wastes valuable discussions you could be having in person Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChupacabraIII 134 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 summary pl0x Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dark_Emerald 1 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 ffs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kaptain0wnage 17 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Don't send her pictures of cartoons and say "Is that pic not the cutest thing ever?". Are you trying your best not to get laid? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kokujin 558 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 If it makes you feel better 80% of all guys, prolly even 90 i bet get the same shit. Whoever said it was natural for a man to find, convince, bring, then slay women was.. a woman. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Porka 175 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 SW Players Fuck you guys, I got head from a girl last week, and I've got a date tonight with another girl which I also imagine will end in fellatio. completely not true, because if it WAS true, you would have no need to make this thread in the first place Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUNA 52 Posted October 26, 2012 Share Posted October 26, 2012 Tell her you would stick your Pillar of Autumn into her Halo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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