James Skywalker

Humans, not cows. Don’t let SystemWars fool you.

It was said that you would destroy the Lakers, not join them! Return balance to Stanley, not leave it in darkness!

We should all eat Bryers for breakfast to remember Bryant.

3 minutes ago, SheepKilla said:

I like how Kobe dies and Jimbo derails this thread into talk about ice cream

 

ROFL what a troll 

I emptied a Sobe off my pier in rememberance of Kobe.

2 minutes ago, Hot Sauce said:

Breyers is trash. 95% mediocre ice cream and 5% of the shit you actually bought it for.

Who said that? Ben & Jerry?

No one noticed the Australian band Split Enz - You Got Me. Or my chocolate peanut butter eyes.

I’m a good boy like James McAvoy.

But the movies all lead up to the Mandalorian

4 minutes ago, Voidler said:

Has there ever been a human more useless than Jimbo?

Has there ever been a Voidler less usemore than a human?

21 minutes ago, Spicalicious said:

His 13-year-old daughter was on the helicopter with him, along with her teammate and her teammate‘s parent.

 

Probably two dads and two daughters plus pilot.

I wish I could of killed the daughter myself.

look - I’m eating Kobe and his daughter: 

Helicopters were designed to take out blacks. The helicopter decided to commit suicide because it realized who the passengers were.

Konami is outstanding

47 minutes ago, Chicano3000 said:

Why the hate for the genre? 

Why do anything?

5 hours ago, -GD- said:

Gravity was so bad, as a movie. It was a cool 3D experience, though. Bad acting and zzzz story. 

I heard Gravity was bad on the moon.

4 minutes ago, -GD- said:

that's hilarious!  

Sex isn’t funny and shouldn’t be taken lightly.

I stopped watching because he said he was just trying to just buy groceries but he was actually interested in filming her.

But Lemmings are the most royal fans.

I wanna be more Chinese, so I’m contracting the Corona virus.

Xbox knocks my socks off

You’re gunna try a tryst?

4 minutes ago, Vini said:

I own tons+gamepass but the ones I play right now are Modern Warfare, Witcher 3, Metro Exodus, and DMC5. 

I only play at the plate - I’m in the Major Leagues of Baseball.

Why would a cow have to be ready because a turkey is coming?

I tried drinking at Pub G, but the place is filled with goof’s so I got the fuck outta there.

In the 90’s I worked for The Salvation Army so I was bagging baggy clothes to stores.

Temperature doesn’t really have a sound.