James Skywalker

You prefer antiquated over fresh? Next you’ll be hanging out with the decrepit and drinking liquor.

This research is giving me a woody.

Jimbo in the middle. Life in the middle. Schizophrenic!

On 2020-06-26 at 1:48 PM, roflpwnedz said:

who the fuck plays games for the story lol

Carrie and Corey

Looks like Microsoft has the edge over other browsers.

I see her online, all the time
I'm trying not to stare down there
While she talks about her tough night
Girl of your dreams, you know what I mean
There's something about her stare that makes you nervous
And you say things that you don't mean

Well, I found a hotel
I called up the twins
Said I had no money so they won't let me in
I need to get back, I gotta see the girl on the screen

She said, 'Maybe I would like you better
If you took off your clothes'
I'm not playing with you baby
I think that you should give it a go

She said, 'Maybe I would like you better
If you took off your clothes'
I wanna see and stop thinking
If you're too shy then let me, too shy then let me know

I've been wearing nothing every time I call you
And it's starting to feel weird about it
And sometimes it's better if you think about
This time, I think I'm gonna drink through it
I see her online, don't think that I should be calling all the time
I just wanted a happy ending
Pretending I don't care about her stare
While she's giving me a tough time

Well I found a motel, it looked like the pits
I think there'd been a murder so we're couldn't get in
I need to get back
I gotta see the girl on the screen

She said, 'Maybe I would like you better
If you took off your clothes'
I'm not playing with you baby
I think that you should give it a go

She said, 'Maybe I would like you better
If you took off your clothes'
I wanna see and stop thinking
If you're too shy then let me, too shy then let me know
If you're too shy then let me me know
If you're too shy then let me go

And she said, 'Maybe I would like you better
If you took off your clothes'
I'm not playing with you baby
I think that you should give it a go

She said, 'Maybe I would like you better
If you took off your clothes'
I wanna see and stop thinking
If you're too shy then let me, too shy then let me know

1 hour ago, SheepKilla said:

Jimbo thinking he's a poet is as cringe worthy as Aza thinking it's a real woman he's dating. 

You’re right: I’m terrible at poetry.

There’s a Birch at my church.

6 minutes ago, roflpwnedz said:

I don't get why anyone would play the last of us or that other zombie biker game.

I’ll be the last of us to play that game.

I’m a dastard: 

I’ve taken Speed but I’ve never done Speed-running.

3 hours ago, GeorgeW1000 said:

Team Fortress 2 was the best game ever. 

Almost forgot about Maple Trees where you get Maple Syrup!

I want some Birch Syrup!

Put pinesol on the pine stool.

Birch, fir, pine, willow, spruce, hemlock, cedar, magnolia. That way I’ll know more poetry.

cheap and gets you fucked up

Highest quality ray-tracing at 1080P 

5 hours ago, James Skywalker said:

It’s past Summer Solstice, so the sun is going down.

Theoretically speaking

Can you steak at my house and make me that?

It’s past Summer Solstice, so the sun is going down.

2 minutes ago, ghostz said:

LOL, First Samsung, now Microsoft... copy Apple and you’ll look like a fool.

Everyone looks like a fool eventually.

Everyone copies each other, too.

O, I see what you did there 

Assonance thread title

59 minutes ago, kaz BLackMage said:

are you naked? jimmy man stop posting pictures like this. you have to be a good boy to ever get your posting privileges back. 

I was in my Speedo.

I can get Finnigan to lick your dick. Would you let bye-gone’s be bye-gone’s, then?