Terry Bogard 1 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 So I was over there just hanging out on the couch on my computer while she made dinner. We ate, watched TV. Y'know normal shit. Then right when I was about to show it to her, her mom calls, which is nothing out of the ordinary, her mom usually calls around this that time. She on the phone for about 20 minutes with her about some bullshit, then after she's like let's go to bed. Anytime she says "let's go to bed" that early it's just a keyword for let's fuck. Knowing that this might be my last time getting laid for a while I happily oblige. She gives me head, which was incredibly awkward because the video kept looping in my head the whole time, then we fuck. After we were done I wait about 10 minutes then I try to go in for round two, but she keeps saying she's tired. So that's when I go "how about some porn to get you in the mood" and I open my laptop and start playing the video. The second she turned around and saw the video she just gets wide eyed and then starts staring at me, then back at the video, then back at me, then just starts crying. I start asking her who is that, when was that recorded, etc etc but she's just not answering my questions. So then I just get tired of it and I'm like "look I'm going, when you're ready to talk you can call me". Then I just get dressed, take all the leftovers out the fridge, then go home. So it was definitely her, and now I'm home with a big ass bowl of pasta, and I have yet to tell her that I posted that video to a whole forum full of people. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dark_Emerald 1 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 So I was over there just hanging out on the couch on my computer while she made dinner. We ate, watched TV. Y'know normal shit. Then right when I was about to show it to her, her mom calls, which is nothing out of the ordinary, her mom usually calls around this that time. She on the phone for about 20 minutes with her about some bullshit, then after she's like let's go to bed. Anytime she says "let's go to bed" that early it's just a keyword for let's fuck. Knowing that this might be my last time getting laid for a while I happily oblige. She gives me head, which was incredibly awkward because the video kept looping in my head the whole time, then we fuck. After we were done I wait about 10 minutes then I try to go in for round two, but she keeps saying she's tired. So that's when I go "how about some porn to get you in the mood" and I open my laptop and start playing the video. The second she turned around and saw the video she just gets wide eyed and then starts staring at me, then back at the video, then back at me, then just starts crying. I start asking her who is that, when was that recorded, etc etc but she's just not answering my questions. So then I just get tired of it and I'm like "look I'm going, when you're ready to talk you can call me". Then I just get dressed, take all the leftovers out the fridge, then go home. So it was definitely her, and now I'm home with a big ass bowl of pasta, and I have yet to tell her that I posted that video to a whole forum full of people. ...wow... I am speechless... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CGC Here Be Fragons 163 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 damn tph im so sorry :( i cant believe this :( Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tujesus 403 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 So I was over there just hanging out on the couch on my computer while she made dinner. We ate, watched TV. Y'know normal shit. Then right when I was about to show it to her, her mom calls, which is nothing out of the ordinary, her mom usually calls around this that time. She on the phone for about 20 minutes with her about some bullshit, then after she's like let's go to bed. Anytime she says "let's go to bed" that early it's just a keyword for let's fuck. Knowing that this might be my last time getting laid for a while I happily oblige. She gives me head, which was incredibly awkward because the video kept looping in my head the whole time, then we fuck. After we were done I wait about 10 minutes then I try to go in for round two, but she keeps saying she's tired. So that's when I go "how about some porn to get you in the mood" and I open my laptop and start playing the video. The second she turned around and saw the video she just gets wide eyed and then starts staring at me, then back at the video, then back at me, then just starts crying. I start asking her who is that, when was that recorded, etc etc but she's just not answering my questions. So then I just get tired of it and I'm like "look I'm going, when you're ready to talk you can call me". Then I just get dressed, take all the leftovers out the fridge, then go home. So it was definitely her, and now I'm home with a big ass bowl of pasta, and I have yet to tell her that I posted that video to a whole forum full of people. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dark_Emerald 1 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 I like how you waited until after fucked her to show her the video though. But seriously, if this is real, I'm sorry to hear that, man... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CGC Here Be Fragons 163 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 holy fuck tph if you need to talk im here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Terry Bogard 1 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 damn tph im so sorry :( i cant believe this :( All is not lost. That all might have happened before she started dating TPH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Haxlike 24 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 So I was over there just hanging out on the couch on my computer while she made dinner. We ate, watched TV. Y'know normal shit. Then right when I was about to show it to her, her mom calls, which is nothing out of the ordinary, her mom usually calls around this that time. She on the phone for about 20 minutes with her about some bullshit, then after she's like let's go to bed. Anytime she says "let's go to bed" that early it's just a keyword for let's fuck. Knowing that this might be my last time getting laid for a while I happily oblige. She gives me head, which was incredibly awkward because the video kept looping in my head the whole time, then we fuck. After we were done I wait about 10 minutes then I try to go in for round two, but she keeps saying she's tired. So that's when I go "how about some porn to get you in the mood" and I open my laptop and start playing the video. The second she turned around and saw the video she just gets wide eyed and then starts staring at me, then back at the video, then back at me, then just starts crying. I start asking her who is that, when was that recorded, etc etc but she's just not answering my questions. So then I just get tired of it and I'm like "look I'm going, when you're ready to talk you can call me". Then I just get dressed, take all the leftovers out the fridge, then go home. So it was definitely her, and now I'm home with a big ass bowl of pasta, and I have yet to tell her that I posted that video to a whole forum full of people. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CGC Here Be Fragons 163 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 fucking whores :( Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Notorious TPH 18 Posted September 27, 2012 Author Share Posted September 27, 2012 HOLY FUCK bro that's RANK, :noway holy fuck, when did she make that shit? was she dating you when she did? Nah, she's missing a piercing that she has now. But still Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CGC Here Be Fragons 163 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 i wish i could hug you irl right now man for real Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Terry Bogard 1 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Video was: Uploaded Aug 2nd 2012 4:15PM That doesn't look good at all :[ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-SK4- 5 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 I like the part where you took all her food from the fridge, BOSS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CGC Here Be Fragons 163 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 this is horrible Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Remij_ 5 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 fuuuuck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Terry Bogard 1 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 sorry TPH... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUNA 52 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 (edited) Gotta say TPH you handled the situation like a boss. This sucks though feel for ya bro... Edited September 27, 2012 by CGA Lunatic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ChupacabraIII 135 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 he fucking left Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Prophet 6 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Big fucking deal, if it was from before she was dating you what does it matter? I think it's fucking hilarious, all the shit you can pull on her now that she knows you know and can tell everyone. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Notorious TPH 18 Posted September 27, 2012 Author Share Posted September 27, 2012 I like the part where you took all her food from the fridge, BOSS I would've put my pubes in it and left it but been there done that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.