JonDnD 2,797 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 With his BARE HANDS ! turns out it was a 35 pound mountain kitten . What a pussy he must have been a sheep for sure Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DynamiteCop 2,101 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, Jon2B said: With his BARE HANDS ! turns out it was a 35 pound mountain kitten . What a pussy he must have been a sheep for sure It was 41 pounds and regardless a cat that big could fuck you up. A 10 pound house cat could fuck you up if it latched on, multiply a cats weight by four, add far more muscle, larger claws and teeth and you have a killing machine. It was 6-8 months old at that weight, so it was no "kitten"... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JonDnD 2,797 Posted March 2, 2019 Author Share Posted March 2, 2019 That's like saying you are scared a bobcat will kill you . Lmao swing that fucker by it's tail and goodbye . I highly doubt a 35 pound cat would attack a 150 pound guy . He still a pussy. Going on all these interviews never said it was a fucking 35 pound cat LMAO 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DynamiteCop 2,101 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 This is a 3-4 month old cougar, so about 30 pounds... This was a few months older and about 10 pounds larger... That ain't no kitty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teh_Diplomat 2,054 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 C'mon man, a Bobcat (or Lynx) could fuck you up if it needed to. The speed, agility, and strength they possess is far more than their weight (which is similar to a juvenile Mountain Lion) would indicate. The fact is a that a juvenile Mountain Lion is about the only stage in their development where you stand a chance. It also indicates that the creature was most likely very desperate at this point for a meal, and decided the man was a necessary target. But yeah.... bring it back to the Sheep faction in SW, and tell us how you aren't obsessed at all, simply because you can't use the search the function like Quad Damage... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JonDnD 2,797 Posted March 2, 2019 Author Share Posted March 2, 2019 It's got a kitten face lmao . The truth will come out . He killed a kitten for 15 minutes . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JonDnD 2,797 Posted March 2, 2019 Author Share Posted March 2, 2019 Just now, Teh_Diplomat said: C'mon man, a Bobcat (or Lynx) could fuck you up if it needed to. The speed, agility, and strength they possess is far more than their weight (which is similar to a juvenile Mountain Lion) would indicate. The fact is a that a juvenile Mountain Lion is about the only stage in their development where you stand a chance. It also indicates that the creature was most likely very desperate at this point for a meal, and decided the man was a necessary target. But yeah.... bring it back to the Sheep faction in SW, and tell us how you aren't obsessed at all, simply because you can't use the search the function like Quad Damage... STFU you stupid sheep Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teh_Diplomat 2,054 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Jon2B said: That's like saying you are scared a bobcat will kill you . Lmao swing that fucker by it's tail and goodbye . Yeah just grab all 6-7 inches of that tail and swing him around like it's an Olympic track & field event. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JonDnD 2,797 Posted March 2, 2019 Author Share Posted March 2, 2019 People have fended off 150 pound mountain lions. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DynamiteCop 2,101 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Jon2B said: That's like saying you are scared a bobcat will kill you . Lmao swing that fucker by it's tail and goodbye . I highly doubt a 35 pound cat would attack a 150 pound guy . He still a pussy. Going on all these interviews never said it was a fucking 35 pound cat LMAO Bobcat's are like 20 pounds, a Lynx is like 40 lbs... This thing would fuck you up. Edited March 2, 2019 by DynamiteCop! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JonDnD 2,797 Posted March 2, 2019 Author Share Posted March 2, 2019 Just now, Teh_Diplomat said: Yeah just grab all 6-7 inches of that tail and swing him around like it's an Olympic track & field event. Mountain kittens have bigger tails than bobcats , dumbo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teh_Diplomat 2,054 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Jon2B said: People have fended off 150 pound mountain lions. Already covered that, but slow Johnny living up to his name. Quote It also indicates that the creature was most likely very desperate at this point for a meal, and decided the man was a necessary target. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JonDnD 2,797 Posted March 2, 2019 Author Share Posted March 2, 2019 1 minute ago, DynamiteCop! said: Bobcat's are like 20 pounds, a Lynx is like 40 lbs... This thing would fuck you up. That thing couldn't take one solid kick to the ribs . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DynamiteCop 2,101 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Just now, Jon2B said: That thing couldn't take one solid kick to the ribs . You're not going to be doing very much kicking if it stalks you, latches onto you and starts draining your arteries... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JonDnD 2,797 Posted March 2, 2019 Author Share Posted March 2, 2019 Just now, Teh_Diplomat said: Already covered that, but slow Johnny living up to his name. The truth will come out . Oh the 35 pound kitten was hungry ! Mountain lions hardly EVER attack people . Especially kittens . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,445 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 I wouldn't kill it, cuddling is more fun. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JonDnD 2,797 Posted March 2, 2019 Author Share Posted March 2, 2019 Just now, DynamiteCop! said: You're not going to be doing very much kicking if it stalks you, latches onto you and starts draining your arteries... I would choke slam that little cat and it would have been game over just like the mountain kitten that was murdered . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DynamiteCop 2,101 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Just now, Jon2B said: I would choke slam that little cat and it would have been game over just like the mountain kitten that was murdered . The only reason the guy even stood a chance is because he saw it before it attacked him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JonDnD 2,797 Posted March 2, 2019 Author Share Posted March 2, 2019 Look at that redneck so proud to have killed a cat btw lol . Tough guy 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,445 Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 so many animal abuser in this thread Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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