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aza asked me where to get a gaming pc because he wants to pirate xbox games, specifically gears 5. I told him to just get hobo-pass lol. this guy also plays wow classic rn 😑

 

anyway this will flop big time

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Dom will be a gay Mexican with a Zorro mustache and will have a tranny love interest this time. Maria will be his ex who now turned into a butch lesbian pastor who blessed Dom's wedding and made his dress.

Marcus will identify as an eskimo and the Locusts will be renamed to crickets to make them sound less offensive

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Just now, Remij said:

Honestly, I'm kinda itching for more Gears.  I love these games.

 

Now, the Netflix series... I dunno... probably will be complete shit... but fuck it, I'm down.

yeah, just go back to the roots of 1 and i'll be down for more gears. epic set pieces + tight combat = winning formula.

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