-GD-X★ 7,962 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Don't disappoint! @jehurey @Jerrys Hair Line Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Sauce 2,756 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tears of the Cows 1,283 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 (edited) Zero is the number of women that slumber with a man called jehu, the local gay dude when his names brought up, they all say “who?” he has no house, rents in 40s, gets no shorties, is the farthest thing from sporty bunks with his nephew, shares a computer with his niece btw, did I ever mention his teeth? *sheeeeeeeesh* gets no relief, gave up jacking off hates his minimum wage job, and his dumb ass boss his parents came across, with great speed just to have a baby with hair that recedes Afraid to post his hairline, and that’s just fine we know that things so far back we can read his mind he’s just a receptionist, keeps track of the guest list, but fucking with ghostz was his final death wish Edited February 9, 2023 by Jerrys Hair Line Link to post Share on other sites
jehurey 3,313 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Loser, Yourself Look If you had one shot, or one opportunity To lose every argument you ever attempted One moment Would you cuck it or just let them slip in? Yo His head is shiney, knees weak, arms are shorty There's vomit on his sweater already, he can't return it to JC Penny He's nervous, but on the surface he looks bald and ready to get bombed But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd laughs so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality Oh, there goes dignity Oh, there goes Ghost, he choked He's so mad, but he too stupid to give up, no He won't have it, he knows his girlfriends is blowing dopes, It don't matter, he's sloped, He knows that but he's really broke He's so stagnant, he knows when he goes back to his uncle's home, that's when it's Back to the couch again, yo This whole nobody He better go capture this moment and hope GamePass has somethin' You keep'on ownin' yourself in the forum, the moment You got owned, you better never let it go He had only had one shot, and boy did he absolutely blow He gets owned by everybody else all the time You keep'on ownin' yourself in the forum, the moment You got owned, you better never let it go He had only had one shot, and boy did he absolutely blow He gets owned by everybody else all the time You bitter Link to post Share on other sites
Twinblade★ 4,061 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 goddamn both of those are so fucking bad you guys really out did yourselves. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Tears of the Cows 1,283 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 (edited) Copying em cause hes got no style wow, this dude hasn’t got laid in a while it’s been what, 40 damn years? every post he makes, you can feel the tears mad at me, and my open relationship hes just hoping he can persuade a bitch probably won’t work, so he gets a toupee Skips all PS exclusives, except for stray talks shit on gamepass, every single day But won’t post his MS subscription page Claims ghostz is broke, but ran from the salary bet Intakes so many calories, his cholesterols a wreck mentally upset, but there’s so much more the $15 he spends monthly on gamepass could be for a whore has to do chores, to stay at his sisters home His nick name at work, yeah it’s chrome dome Edited February 9, 2023 by Jerrys Hair Line Link to post Share on other sites
jehurey 3,313 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 LOL Bald cucky ducky is attempting a do-over, and its even worse. Link to post Share on other sites
Tears of the Cows 1,283 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 11 minutes ago, jehurey said: LOL Bald cucky ducky is attempting a do-over, and its even worse. Sounds like you got no response Link to post Share on other sites
jehurey 3,313 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Just now, Jerrys Hair Line said: Sounds like you got no response Bald cucky ducky has no response when he's seeing his "girlfriend" getting railed. Its not like he has a say in the matter. As he's hearing the bodies clatter. Link to post Share on other sites
Tears of the Cows 1,283 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 1 minute ago, jehurey said: Bald cucky ducky has no response when he's seeing his "girlfriend" getting railed. Its not like he has a say in the matter. As he's hearing the bodies clatter. that’s cause I have another woman on my cock. Link to post Share on other sites
jehurey 3,313 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 1 minute ago, Jerrys Hair Line said: that’s cause I have another woman on my cock. Baldy cucky ducky, talking about his grand-mammie jammie Link to post Share on other sites
Tears of the Cows 1,283 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 5 minutes ago, jehurey said: Baldy cucky ducky, talking about his grand-mammie jammie why the fuck are you talking like a baby? Jesus Lmfao Link to post Share on other sites
jehurey 3,313 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Jerrys Hair Line said: why the fuck are you talking like a baby? Jesus Lmfao Bald cucky ducky is losing his shitty-shitty, and it don't look very pretty-prettay. Link to post Share on other sites
-GD-X★ 7,962 Posted February 9, 2023 Author Share Posted February 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Twinblade said: goddamn both of those are so fucking bad you guys really out did yourselves. Lmfao they didn’t disappoint. It’s times like these that remind me why i still post here 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. House 3,371 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites
Tears of the Cows 1,283 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 12 minutes ago, Ramza said: Lemme tell ya a story about a boy named ramza he has a second rate PC, probably made by Samsung who knows his age, but he’s back in school Gets Fs on his papers and his teachers think he’s a fool he hates Nintendo, but no one knows why probably because his parents couldn’t afford one, wait that’s a lie they just didn’t give him attention, oh so sad what a life this kid… coulda had. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. House 3,371 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 7 minutes ago, Jerrys Hair Line said: Lemme tell ya a story about a boy named ramza he has a second rate PC, probably made by Samsung who knows his age, but he’s back in school Gets Fs on his papers and his teachers think he’s a fool he hates Nintendo, but no one knows why probably because his parents couldn’t afford one, wait that’s a lie they just didn’t give him attention, oh so sad what a life this kid… coulda had. Hi, my name is Ghostz Like a kid I love playing Super Mario Bros I spent all weekend arguing with Jehurey While three other dudes were banging my wifey 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Tears of the Cows 1,283 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Ramza said: Hi, my name is Ghostz Like a kid I love playing Super Mario Bros I spent all weekend arguing with Jehurey While three other dudes were banging my wifey my girls never had a train ran on her, now you’re lying I’ll put the pain on you, without even trying r stands for retard, which you certainly are a is for asexual, now I’m taking it too far m is obvious, it’s always Mario z is for a zero, like that baby talkin Latino a is what we’re back to, and that stands for awful like ghostz being a virgin, that shit ain’t practical i nutted twice today, both inside her maybe I’ll fuck her best friend, while she lays beside her eating strawberries and toastin champagne while they’re both screaming out my name And I’m boastin about getting brain me and my girl, yeah we got an arrangement we fuck whoever we want, without any complainin its a great life, wouldn’t trade it for the world hold up I’m about to bust, watch my toes curl my raps are so dangerous, they hit like an asteroid Now I’m gonna fire up the switch and play a little metroid ya bet boy… Edited February 9, 2023 by Jerrys Hair Line 1 Link to post Share on other sites
jehurey 3,313 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 34 minutes ago, Ramza said: Hi, my name is Ghostz Like a kid I love playing Super Mario Bros I spent all weekend arguing with Jehurey While three other dudes were banging my wifey the best raps are the ones that are true Link to post Share on other sites
z,warrior 155 Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 could they go for one word poetry or something, there's way too much reading involved Link to post Share on other sites
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