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Ghostz VS. Jehurey Epic Rap Battle (bound to be hair-raising!)


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Zero is the number 

of women that slumber

with a man called jehu, the local gay dude 

when his names brought up, they all say “who?”

he has no house, rents in 40s,

gets no shorties, is the farthest thing from sporty

bunks with his nephew, shares a computer with his niece 

btw, did I ever mention his teeth? *sheeeeeeeesh*
gets no relief, gave up jacking off 

hates his minimum wage job, and his dumb ass boss 

his parents came across, with great speed 

just to have a baby with hair that recedes 

Afraid to post his hairline, and that’s just fine

we know that things so far back we can read his mind 

he’s just a receptionist, keeps track of the guest list, 

but fucking with ghostz was his final death wish

 

 

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Loser, Yourself

 

Look

If you had one shot, or one opportunity
To lose every argument you ever attempted
One moment
Would you cuck it or just let them slip in?

 

Yo

 

His head is shiney, knees weak, arms are shorty
There's vomit on his sweater already, he can't return it to JC Penny
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks bald and ready to get bombed
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down, the whole crowd laughs so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!

 

Snap back to reality
Oh, there goes dignity
Oh, there goes Ghost, he choked
He's so mad, but he too stupid to give up, no
He won't have it, he knows his girlfriends is blowing dopes,
It don't matter, he's sloped,
He knows that but he's really broke
He's so stagnant, he knows when he goes back to his uncle's home, that's when it's
Back to the couch again, yo
This whole nobody
He better go capture this moment and hope GamePass has somethin'

 

You keep'on ownin' yourself in the forum, the moment
You got owned, you better never let it go
He had only had one shot, and boy did he absolutely blow
He gets owned by everybody else all the time

 

You keep'on ownin' yourself in the forum, the moment
You got owned, you better never let it go
He had only had one shot, and boy did he absolutely blow
He gets owned by everybody else all the time
You bitter

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Copying em cause hes got no style 

wow, this dude hasn’t got laid in a while 

it’s been what, 40 damn years?

every post he makes, you can feel the tears 

mad at me, and my open relationship

hes just hoping he can persuade a bitch 

probably won’t work, so he gets a toupee

Skips all PS exclusives, except for stray 

talks shit on gamepass, every single day 
But won’t post his MS subscription page 

Claims ghostz is broke, but ran from the salary bet 

Intakes so many calories, his cholesterols a wreck 

mentally upset, but there’s so much more

the $15 he spends monthly on gamepass could be for a whore 

has to do chores, to stay at his sisters home 

His nick name at work, yeah it’s chrome dome 

 

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Just now, Jerrys Hair Line said:

Sounds like you got no response :arnold2:

Bald cucky ducky has no response when he's seeing his "girlfriend" getting railed.

 

Its not like he has a say in the matter. As he's hearing the bodies clatter.:hest:

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2 hours ago, Twinblade said:

goddamn both of those are so fucking bad :D you guys really out did yourselves.

Lmfao they didn’t disappoint. It’s times like these that remind me why i still post here :D 

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12 minutes ago, Ramza said:

Embarrassed Duck GIF

Lemme tell ya a story about a boy named ramza

he has a second rate PC, probably made by Samsung 

who knows his age, but he’s back in school 

Gets Fs on his papers and his teachers think he’s a fool 

he hates Nintendo, but no one knows why

probably because his parents couldn’t afford one, wait that’s a lie 

they just didn’t give him attention, oh so sad

what a life this kid… coulda had. 

:banderoos:

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7 minutes ago, Jerrys Hair Line said:

Lemme tell ya a story about a boy named ramza

he has a second rate PC, probably made by Samsung 

who knows his age, but he’s back in school 

Gets Fs on his papers and his teachers think he’s a fool 

he hates Nintendo, but no one knows why

probably because his parents couldn’t afford one, wait that’s a lie 

they just didn’t give him attention, oh so sad

what a life this kid… coulda had. 

:banderoos:

Hi, my name is Ghostz

Like a kid I love playing Super Mario Bros

I spent all weekend arguing with Jehurey

While three other dudes were banging my wifey

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32 minutes ago, Ramza said:

Hi, my name is Ghostz

Like a kid I love playing Super Mario Bros

I spent all weekend arguing with Jehurey

While three other dudes were banging my wifey


my girls never had a train ran on her, now you’re lying 

I’ll put the pain on you, without even trying 

r stands for retard, which you certainly are 

a is for asexual, now I’m taking it too far 

m is obvious, it’s always Mario 

z is for a zero, like that baby talkin Latino 

a is what we’re back to, and that stands for awful 

like ghostz being a virgin, that shit ain’t practical 

i nutted twice today, both inside her 

maybe I’ll fuck her best friend, while she lays beside her 

eating strawberries and toastin champagne 

while they’re both screaming out my name 

And I’m boastin about getting brain 

me and my girl, yeah we got an arrangement 

we fuck whoever we want, without any complainin

its a great life, wouldn’t trade it for the world 

hold up I’m about to bust, watch my toes curl 

my raps are so dangerous, they hit like an asteroid 
Now I’m gonna fire up the switch and play a little metroid 

 

 

ya bet boy…
gangsta-straight-up-g-malibus-most-wante

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34 minutes ago, Ramza said:

Hi, my name is Ghostz

Like a kid I love playing Super Mario Bros

I spent all weekend arguing with Jehurey

While three other dudes were banging my wifey

the best raps are the ones that are true :tom:

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