So I'm seriously considering an escort for tonight :| SCREENSHOT OF VALIDATION EMAIL INSIDE!

[The Mother Fucker 26]

She just called and said she's gonna be about 15-30 min late because she' trying to find a ladder to get her cat off the roof

this bitch is already lying to you, and you ready to just give her $300.

go masturbate

[San Dax 11]

Get a marker and write HALO on her asscheek

[Drama 5]

Throw a $20 bill and say smile bitch Or take a pic with her face cut off the shot

[Professor Tobias Funke 54]

She just called and said she's gonna be about 15-30 min late because she' trying to find a ladder to get her cat off the roof

She said she's doing her hair and called me honey.. She already want to suck my schlong. Give me more time to down a few beers/rum.rye whaterver.

LOL what?

[The Prophet 6]

Didn't you used to live here? It's the same ol shit brah, it's all at Bytown, bars I usually hit up where you can find a good amount of activity are Royal Oak and Heart and Crown, those places are legit. I'm past being into the clubbing scene, especially here in ottawa, normally just go to gatineau for that, parliament club may just be your best bet at DT.

Yeah but I left and turned legal on this side of the Quebec border at university. I heard Hearts expensive to get into :<

I did hit up Fat Tuesdays and that restaurant across from it on Canada Day.

As a side note Police were godly on Canada Day. My friend was hurling everywhere and they were just laughing with me and were like "Just get him some water. We're gonna get a paramedic just to make sure he doesn't have alcohol poisoning but then you guys should be good "

[Spicalicious 128]

She just called and said she's gonna be about 15-30 min late because she' trying to find a ladder to get her cat off the roof

this bitch is already lying to you, and you ready to just give her $300.

go masturbate

nah gonna give her $250.. She independent so she get all the money I suppose.

Throw a $20 bill and say smile bitch

Or take a pic with her face cut off the shot

I'll see what I can do..

[Spicalicious 128]

Getting a nice tune on with the double rye and gingers.

[Sick Cinema 20]

Didn't you used to live here? It's the same ol shit brah, it's all at Bytown, bars I usually hit up where you can find a good amount of activity are Royal Oak and Heart and Crown, those places are legit. I'm past being into the clubbing scene, especially here in ottawa, normally just go to gatineau for that, parliament club may just be your best bet at DT.

Yeah but I left and turned legal on this side of the Quebec border at university. I heard Hearts expensive to get into :<

I did hit up Fat Tuesdays and that restaurant across from it on Canada Day.

As a side note Police were godly on Canada Day. My friend was hurling everywhere and they were just laughing with me and were like "Just get him some water. We're gonna get a paramedic just to make sure he doesn't have alcohol poisoning but then you guys should be good "

Hearts must've been expensive on canada day. Cover is dependent on the live band they have playing that night, which I've never paid more than 5 bucks for.

What restaurant? You mean tuckers? Haven't been to that places in ages

[The Mother Fucker 26]

when you talked to her over the phone did you ask her what services she does and doesn't do?

[The Prophet 6]

Didn't you used to live here? It's the same ol shit brah, it's all at Bytown, bars I usually hit up where you can find a good amount of activity are Royal Oak and Heart and Crown, those places are legit. I'm past being into the clubbing scene, especially here in ottawa, normally just go to gatineau for that, parliament club may just be your best bet at DT.

Yeah but I left and turned legal on this side of the Quebec border at university. I heard Hearts expensive to get into :<

I did hit up Fat Tuesdays and that restaurant across from it on Canada Day.

As a side note Police were godly on Canada Day. My friend was hurling everywhere and they were just laughing with me and were like "Just get him some water. We're gonna get a paramedic just to make sure he doesn't have alcohol poisoning but then you guys should be good "

Hearts must've been expensive on canada day. Cover is dependent on the live band they have playing that night, which I've never paid more than 5 bucks for.

What restaurant? You mean tuckers? Haven't been to that places in ages

Yeeeeeeah Tuckers. Had to bounce early though, same friend problems

edit: But that place was fucking EXPENSIVE holy shit glad I actually get the chance to order food there. $20 for the buffet

Edited July 14, 2012 by The Prophet

[Spicalicious 128]

when you talked to her over the phone did you ask her what services she does and doesn't do?

no.

[Spicalicious 128]

If she doesn't put out she's getting raped. waste my fuckin time and shit..

[Sick Cinema 20]

Didn't you used to live here? It's the same ol shit brah, it's all at Bytown, bars I usually hit up where you can find a good amount of activity are Royal Oak and Heart and Crown, those places are legit. I'm past being into the clubbing scene, especially here in ottawa, normally just go to gatineau for that, parliament club may just be your best bet at DT.

Yeah but I left and turned legal on this side of the Quebec border at university. I heard Hearts expensive to get into :<

I did hit up Fat Tuesdays and that restaurant across from it on Canada Day.

As a side note Police were godly on Canada Day. My friend was hurling everywhere and they were just laughing with me and were like "Just get him some water. We're gonna get a paramedic just to make sure he doesn't have alcohol poisoning but then you guys should be good "

Hearts must've been expensive on canada day. Cover is dependent on the live band they have playing that night, which I've never paid more than 5 bucks for.

What restaurant? You mean tuckers? Haven't been to that places in ages

Yeeeeeeah Tuckers. Had to bounce early though, same friend problems

edit: But that place was fucking EXPENSIVE holy shit glad I actually get the chance to order food there. $20 for the buffet

Was this at night? Coz from what I remember, lunch at tuckers is dirt cheap, we used to hit it up on the occasional fridays when I was in early undergrad...

[The Mother Fucker 26]

when you talked to her over the phone did you ask her what services she does and doesn't do?

no.

that's the first thing you're suppose to do. What if she doesn't get nude, give head let alone offer sex. You're out of $250.

If she doesn't put out she's getting raped.

waste my fuckin time and shit..

jail in your future

[Indian 1,066]

ofcourse shes going to fuck shes a hooker. now show me pics of ryan gosling that u said is ure best friend last yea.r

[BasementDweller 7]

Epic thread, please deliver spicoli.

[Sick Cinema 20]

when you talked to her over the phone did you ask her what services she does and doesn't do?

no.

that's the first thing you're suppose to do. What if she doesn't get nude, give head let alone offer sex. You're out of $250.

If she doesn't put out she's getting raped.

waste my fuckin time and shit..

jail in your future

lol damn that's true. Spicoli should establish all the protocols when she walks in before he hands in the cash.

[TLHBO 2,162]

Don't get the big deal over this? if you wanna fuck her just do it. Don't need to get validation from us.

[The Prophet 6]

Didn't you used to live here? It's the same ol shit brah, it's all at Bytown, bars I usually hit up where you can find a good amount of activity are Royal Oak and Heart and Crown, those places are legit. I'm past being into the clubbing scene, especially here in ottawa, normally just go to gatineau for that, parliament club may just be your best bet at DT.

Yeah but I left and turned legal on this side of the Quebec border at university. I heard Hearts expensive to get into :<

I did hit up Fat Tuesdays and that restaurant across from it on Canada Day.

As a side note Police were godly on Canada Day. My friend was hurling everywhere and they were just laughing with me and were like "Just get him some water. We're gonna get a paramedic just to make sure he doesn't have alcohol poisoning but then you guys should be good "

Hearts must've been expensive on canada day. Cover is dependent on the live band they have playing that night, which I've never paid more than 5 bucks for.

What restaurant? You mean tuckers? Haven't been to that places in ages

Yeeeeeeah Tuckers. Had to bounce early though, same friend problems

edit: But that place was fucking EXPENSIVE holy shit glad I actually get the chance to order food there. $20 for the buffet

Was this at night? Coz from what I remember, lunch at tuckers is dirt cheap, we used to hit it up on the occasional fridays when I was in early undergrad...

Nah man middle of the afternoon if I recall

[Spicalicious 128]

Shes here see ya