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Goddess Angel

System Warrior
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Status Updates posted by Goddess Angel

  1. Hello, Cell Professor!

  2. Thanks for unbanning me, bro! :love:

  3. Thanks for unbanning me, bro! :love:

  4. Why did you ban me, bro?! I thought we were bestfriends. :(

  5. A long time ago, the moon and the earth had sex. I was the offspring from that wonderful event. Like my parents before me, I want to have over 9000 babies with you.

  6. October 23, 1958.

  7. You're lucky you had or still have parents. My mother gave birth to me in a garbage dump. I was found floating above a pile a of garbage, with my dick hanging down into the garbage. To this day, it's still black and smelly. :(

  8. I love you, Twin! I've got your back, like you've got my DNA! :glad:

  9. Eat My Wet Tiny Penis! Make it Dry and Big!

  10. I'm saying you need to train my head! ;)

  11. Beaver Is Hurting My Magic! :( Robin, wey is you? Jocker has is white herr thought he had green herr? Kay! :shakes:

  12. She was the one that survived the longest. She's a strong one! :)

  13. how do i change yellow my name?

  14. Don't say Smooth is Creepy! :rage: Say she is Sexy and fits perfectly on my South Pole! :rage:

  15. I was Javier, TLHBO, Smoothands, System Wars, and now Penis.

  16. Blonde girls are the best. All men, if they had it their way, would prefer a blonde over anything else. The shiny golden hair, the extremely white clear skin with a dash of pink, the beautiful golden peach fuss all over their fragile bodies, the pinkness of their northern and southern lips, the pinkness of their ever-perky nipples, and clear, defined bone structure, the eyes as bright and as blue as the sky, and the brain power to match my cognitive pornographic brain, and the smell of a White Blonde Woman is the best of the best! It's perfection beyond perfect! :glad:

  17. I'm not a stalker. I'm a Stalk Her! :downs: I love you smooth. You're the only present I'd prefer that's already unwrapped! :love:

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