James Skywalker

low is like robin hood. fighting the powers that be for the unlucky. the few who can't afford to not get paid. let's go watch that new movie Raid 2. *COUGH*

but he's been getting the ladies lately *COUGH*

Hey, guys - you all beg before King James!

If I saw you in real life, I'd decapitate you.

Jimbo, I'm still breathing. Jimbo, answer me this, what are you currently playing? Life, but it's pretty stale. I'm dead. *cough*

You're dead, you fuckin' asshole.

raise the alarm - systemwars is going pornographic

You're dead

I'm not Amish - I'm English. Close but no cigar. *COUGH*

Don't hate me because I'm right.

you mean you are dave chappelle, without the fame. or wit, or money, or women, or incredible life experiences, or friends, or a job, or an education are you chapelle's lawyer or something? *cough* you're dead

you mean you are dave chappelle, without the fame.

if I was a jimbojones, I would buy 80 pounds of pot and 2 bongs and then smoke in public. lmfao just to disprove the wrong statement. *COUGH* mine comes from something, tard ass. actually comes from a lot of things, from race to politics to are rich thugs respected as much as their suit-wearing white or asian counterparts. You just replaced 2 words and made it about you. that's because i'm dead

if I was a jimbojones, I would buy 80 pounds of pot and 2 bongs and then smoke in public. lmfao just to disprove the wrong statement. *COUGH*

This isn't Jim Carey but it's Jim Fern

You know this propaganda is just used to keep you scared and away from travelling. *cough*

I played darts with my friend and we put a porno poster on the board. *cough* Whoever nailed the pussy wins. My friend got her in the asshole so was close but no cigar, then I went and after a few times I got her in the pussy. Game over - I won. *cough*

Look - I'm an angel *cough*

Low has a beard like me. Sexy bretherin. *cough*

That's what the Japanese said before the nuke was dropped - "never saw that coming."

You're not alive.

Yet you'd pay for a hooker to suck your dick because you can't get your dick sucked without compensation. *cough*

Haha ^ *cough*