jehurey 3,299 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B078NSDFSB/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_navT_a_96G6E42QVVSNAR4F5BGX?tag=slickdeals&ascsubtag=8e7625f65bc711ec9e427eba4bb8dbe80INT awwww look how cute it looks your very own night-time security guard. Price: $999.99 & FREE Returns Introductory price. After introductory period, price will be $1,449.99. Terms and conditions apply. Available exclusively by invitation Ships from and sold by Amazon.com. Please note this product can only ship to addresses in the 50 US states. Keep home closer - Meet Astro, the household robot for home monitoring, with Alexa. Introducing Intelligent Motion - Amazon Astro uses advanced navigation technology to find its way around your home and go where you need it. When you're not using Astro, it will hang out close by at the ready. Stay connected from anywhere - Remotely send Astro to check on specific rooms, people, or things. Plus, get alerts if Astro detects an unrecognized person or certain sounds when you're away. Unlock even more peace of mind - Activate your 6-month free trial of Ring Protect Pro subscription and have Astro proactively patrol, investigate activity, save videos in Ring's cloud storage for up to 60 days, and more. Alexa Together subscription (coming soon) - Remotely care for aging loved ones, giving you peace of mind while helping them live independently. Set up reminders, manage shopping lists, receive activity alerts, and more. Put Alexa in motion - Astro can follow you with entertainment or find you to deliver calls, messages, timers, alarms, or reminders. Designed to protect your privacy - Turn off mics, cameras, and motion with one press of a button and use the Astro app to set out of bounds zones to let Astro know where it's not allowed to go. Customize with compatible products – Astro comes with a detachable cup holder and can carry other items (sold separately) like a Ziploc container, the OMRON blood pressure monitor, and a Furbo Dog Camera that tosses treats to your pet (adapter required). We want you to know Astro cannot go up or down stairs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jehurey 3,299 Posted December 13, 2021 Author Share Posted December 13, 2021 We want you to know Astro cannot go up or down stairs. C'mon, I thought they would've solved this already. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Impossible 427 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 Amazon is looking to take over the world. Like it's fucking scary what they're going to be like in 20 years. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lostfool 680 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 Fuck Jeff Bezos. I hope he gets herpes in his eyes and butthole. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Impossible 427 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 8 minutes ago, lostfool said: Fuck Jeff Bezos. I hope he gets herpes in his eyes and butthole. He'd probably find a cure if he caught it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cooke 2,041 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 22 minutes ago, Mr. Impossible said: He'd probably find a cure if he caught it. You'd think he would find a cure for balding Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Twinblade★ 3,983 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 Im not sure how can anyone can be comfortable connecting something like this to their home network and giving it access to everything. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jehurey 3,299 Posted December 13, 2021 Author Share Posted December 13, 2021 I hope they invent an easy exo-skeleton within the next 20-30 years so that old people can just put it on and still be able to run and do all sorts of physical activities. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Sauce 2,742 Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 Quote Alexa Together subscription (coming soon) - Remotely care for aging loved ones, giving you peace of mind while helping them live independently. Set up reminders, manage shopping lists, receive activity alerts, and more. That's actually pretty awesome. My grandmother is 93 and refuses to go to a retirement home, but she's had a couple falls that we're all worried about. She doesn't want to use a life alert bracelet, but she has a Roomba to help keep the floor clean in-between maid visits so she would probably be okay with this if we pretended it cleaned stuff too lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jehurey 3,299 Posted December 13, 2021 Author Share Posted December 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Hot Sauce said: That's actually pretty awesome. My grandmother is 93 and refuses to go to a retirement home, but she's had a couple falls that we're all worried about. She doesn't want to use a life alert bracelet, but she has a Roomba to help keep the floor clean in-between maid visits so she would probably be okay with this if we pretended it cleaned stuff too lol. Someone needs to invent robotics for old people to get them out of bed, shower them, and prepare meals for them. And like a voice-controlled TV remote to find the channel that they're looking for. Old people got money. I don't know why tech companies haven't done more in this area Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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