-GD-X★ 7,814 Posted July 21, 2011 Author Share Posted July 21, 2011 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-GD-X★ 7,814 Posted July 21, 2011 Author Share Posted July 21, 2011 for $50, i'll make any of you post # 5,000 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Artemis Ace 5 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 If anyone was willing to pay 5c to be post #5000 they need to re-evaluate their existence. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fuckstick 0 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 That girl looks like an anime character. GD I'll let you suck my left testicle if you give me the 5000th post Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Artemis Ace 5 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 just the left? I mean...you may as well give him the two. It does not make you 50% less gay and it would feel better for you too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fuckstick 0 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 just the left? I mean...you may as well give him the two. It does not make you 50% less gay and it would feel better for you too I want to keep him wanting more. Also my left testicle is considerably larger than my right so he'd probably struggle to tackle both at once. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DMC 18 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 True. Anyway, random bitch 'o' the day; Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Impossible 428 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 just the left? I mean...you may as well give him the two. It does not make you 50% less gay and it would feel better for you too You ever hook up with guys? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
REDE 66 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 just the left? I mean...you may as well give him the two. It does not make you 50% less gay and it would feel better for you too You ever hook up with guys? REDE, but I guess that explains why she went lesbian. i wish Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goddess Angel 7 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 I got a girl's number yesterday because I taught her how to play a Coldplay song on piano. And I'm too much of a pussy to see her again. Fuck me. Don't worry; the feelings are mutual: she's scared of seeing you again, too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beheaded Kamikaze 206 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 just the left? I mean...you may as well give him the two. It does not make you 50% less gay and it would feel better for you too You ever hook up with guys? REDE, but I guess that explains why she went lesbian. i wish you have to get past the funnel web spider first Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DMC 18 Posted July 21, 2011 Share Posted July 21, 2011 I got a girl's number yesterday because I taught her how to play a Coldplay song on piano. And I'm too much of a pussy to see her again. Fuck me. Was she that much Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goddess Angel 7 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 I got a girl's number yesterday because I taught her how to play a Coldplay song on piano. And I'm too much of a pussy to see her again. Fuck me. Don't worry; the feelings are mutual: she's scared of seeing you again, too. I promised not to bring rope this time, but i dunno. Bring the pain! :cool: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fuckstick 0 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Ring her FFS. I'm serious you better fucking do it. Worse case scenario you make a fool of yourself but thats still better then nothing. Even if it just gets you used to rejection so you fear it less then it's worth it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Artemis Ace 5 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 just the left? I mean...you may as well give him the two. It does not make you 50% less gay and it would feel better for you too You ever hook up with guys? No. Although I did go on a few accidental dates with a guy from work a few weeks ago, awkward. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Golem Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Zero Faze Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Artemis Ace 5 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Sup Truno. Those are quite large breasts you have there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Artemis Ace 5 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 I got a girl's number yesterday because I taught her how to play a Coldplay song on piano. And I'm too much of a pussy to see her again. Fuck me. Don't worry; the feelings are mutual: she's scared of seeing you again, too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fuckstick 0 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 WTF is an accidental date? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Devo 129 Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Zero, could you kick Snakey's ass with all those weight training products you buy? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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