REDE 66 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 he mad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Notorious TPH 18 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 This thread convinced me that I must change my ways. LowTCP, follow me on this impending journey so we can both learn to act Black and submissively unburden ourselves from being called an uncle tom by the prime representations of what black people are, on systemwars.com (and also by the non-blacks who clearly know what black people ought to be like after watching BET.) The first step is to remove any notion of whiteness or asianess that might be instilled in us. Since the whole "act your race" thing is just based on stereotypes, which are of course true and the scientific base for 'act/stick to your label' studies (el barto's and Alphonse's PhD major, since they know so much). It makes sense that we cleanse off all white/asian stereotypes in us before proceeding to act black. Asian is easy, I suck at math and ping pong already, but I'll tone down on my anime watching, rice eating, and video game skills. All asians do that, that's their thing, if an Asian does not watch anime and plays sports, he's an uncle tom-san, and you tell him that to his face. I'm trowing a banana at Yao Ming if I run into him. Because bananas are both yellow inside and out. Using food as analogies makes me feel clever and intelligent. white... not very clear on which stereotype to rid myself of. I mean there's Jewish white, Italian white, English, Southern, white trash, snob white, Liberal, Republican, Emo, Country, Goth, Hippy, Protestant, Mormon, Bro, Nerd, Hipster etc. etc. so many 'labels', some of them are even in opposition to another, so avoiding to not act like any of these white things might inadvertently make me act like their other white counterpart. Tricky, but we're not here to point out the stupidity and narrow mindedness in this whole mess. Let's stick to 19th century dualistic thinking and simplify this baby even further, so acting white therefore is just the opposite of acting black. that's scientific. Acting black is going to be really easy if we factor in the behavior of the Real blacks in sw like DT and Pirate. Don't even think about your own black family as a factor in this, if we ended up as uncle toms, it is their fault for not telling us to act black and stick to our kind when we were little. They probably don't act black themselves. We should disown them. Here's a list of what we must do to be considered acceptable blacks, sponsored by DT and Pirate: 1) The first thing to be black is point out those who are not black enough, for political or profitable gain. If you become a politician, your vision may suck ass, but if the people of your same race don't support you anyway, they are traitors. You don't even have to be a politician you can just be a regular guy, politics are a part of everyday life. If you suck as a person and someone of the same race calls you out on it, call him a race traitor! It's a similar concept that religious people use, like "god would have wanted it that way", or "you are offending God". but instead of using God selfishly to represent themselves, they use the Black race. It's a nice tactic to use against those who are dumb enough to fall for it. -or- according to el barto, if they don't act like black people you see in television, also call them traitors. Because television is more real than real life. In fact lets say African Americans who willingly behave like television tells them to are the real blacks, everyone else, in africa, europe, etc. they're all traitors. 2) The second thing is to be condescending to Black and African countries while promoting the white country you live in. Africa? what a hellhole! Haiti? Lmao! 3) Promote white women in your avy/sig. There's nothing that says you're black like not liking black women. In fact the only time black women should be considered is if they wear a weave that mimic's a white woman's hair, or if they are not too dark. 4) Lower your standards, do not seek to broaden your mind intellectually on other fields like learning a new language (Japanese? Pfft! English, or maybe broken English, is the true language for the true Black man). Instead stick to Black people stuff you know, like kissing and dancing with a tranny, drink expensive tea and force vegetarianism on your dog. Those are so black it's ridiculous. I'm going to start doing those and brag about it to all my irl friends (who will all be black of course, gotta stick to your race, regarless whether you share any similar interests). And if they laugh and make fun of me, they're clearly uncle toms And them you wonder why people call you ztom/zoreo lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zwarrior. 4 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 dumber than i thought Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Notorious TPH 18 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 No I get it. It's your gay little interpretation of us. But you're the only one that thinks that way. Hence your bestowed title. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goddess Angel 7 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 smooth do u also wanna see pics of me? She sees you almost everyday, when she looks down in the toilet after taking a shit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Robert Lutece 124 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 lol zwarrior typing essays and shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goddess Angel 7 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 lol zwarrior typing essays and shit He's definitely not black. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alphonse★ 454 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 zoreo is so fucking retarded Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alphonse★ 454 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Actually I think I was 14, so 6 years ago. ( ) post pics of after you got your jaw all fixed up :] I'm a dental person, I want to see the results of all the surgery and shit :] I've done that plenty of times. :] Ouch :( Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OperatOr 2 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Actually I think I was 14, so 6 years ago. ( ) post pics of after you got your jaw all fixed up :] I'm a dental person, I want to see the results of all the surgery and shit :] I've done that plenty of times. :] smoothhands wants to see pictures of you and you say no because you've "done that" snakey I gotta teach you some things about interacting with fine ass ladehs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goddess Angel 7 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Actually I think I was 14, so 6 years ago. ( ) post pics of after you got your jaw all fixed up :] I'm a dental person, I want to see the results of all the surgery and shit :] I've done that plenty of times. :] Ouch :(2012 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kokujin 558 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Z don't bother. You cannot win against the circle jerk. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goddess Angel 7 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Z don't bother. You cannot win against the circle jerk. You can defeat it by sucking the dick of thy enemy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kokujin 558 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 kinda easy argument to win when you keep using that, eh? useless cunt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goddess Angel 7 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 I'd rather be a useless cunt than be the dick that you sucked on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Robert Lutece 124 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 I'd rather be a useless cunt than be the dick that you sucked on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kokujin 558 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 lol more affection than you'll ever get. you trolls enjoy each other. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Robert Lutece 124 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 lol more affection than you'll ever get. you trolls enjoy each other.wat Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goddess Angel 7 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 lol more affection than you'll ever get. you trolls enjoy each other. The only affection you you gave that dick is an infection. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smoothhands 1 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 smooth do u also wanna see pics of me? shirtless pics or no dice! :] Actually I think I was 14, so 6 years ago. ( ) post pics of after you got your jaw all fixed up :] I'm a dental person, I want to see the results of all the surgery and shit :] I've done that plenty of times. :] smoothhands wants to see pictures of you and you say no because you've "done that" snakey I gotta teach you some things about interacting with fine ass ladehsI'll post one after she posts one of herself, making an face while holding a piece of paper that says "Fuck you Snakey" never! I already posted pics! They are just hidden somewhere in this long ass thread and I can't be bothered to find them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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