Artemis Ace 5 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 While I'm not crazy about her face I would swim up the Amazon with 45 lb. dumbbells attached to my scrotum using ellen degeneres' queef as my air supply if it meant I could have a seafood dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection. Don't ask me the things I'd do for Nigella Lawson. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Indian 1,066 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 (edited) While I'm not crazy about her face I would swim up the Amazon with 45 lb. dumbbells attached to my scrotum using ellen degeneres' queef as my air supply if it meant I could have a seafood dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection. Don't ask me the things I'd do for Nigella Lawson. do you think this might just be a phase and u might become straight and like grow your hair and wear a dress and not look like a bulldyke. what are the chances and also if you do will you go out with me? Edited December 29, 2011 by 2012 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alphonse★ 454 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 While I'm not crazy about her face I would swim up the Amazon with 45 lb. dumbbells attached to my scrotum using ellen degeneres' queef as my air supply if it meant I could have a seafood dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection. Don't ask me the things I'd do for Nigella Lawson. do you think this might just be a phase and u might become straight and like grow your hair and wear a dress and not look like a bulldyke. what are the chances and also if you do will you go out with me? Chances are 0. Trust me, my siste is like zero and there is no way she's turning straight. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Indian 1,066 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 if she goes out with me she will become straight trust me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Artemis Ace 5 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 I do wear dresses on occasion, I am growing my hair, I object to the opinion I look like a bull dyke because I am aesthetic as fuck. No I will forever like sexy ladies (& justin bieber). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Artemis Ace 5 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 if she goes out with me she will become straight trust me I became 20% gayer just by reading your douche bag post Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Indian 1,066 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 lmao you godamn dike Quote Link to post Share on other sites
d.x 16 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 While I'm not crazy about her face I would swim up the Amazon with 45 lb. dumbbells attached to my scrotum using ellen degeneres' queef as my air supply if it meant I could have a seafood dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection. Don't ask me the things I'd do for Nigella Lawson. I wanna watch you eating pussy. Can we arrange that somehow? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Artemis Ace 5 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Got a gf I can borrow? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
d.x 16 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Got a gf I can borrow? Nigga please, do I look like a pimp. But I do have an obsession with gay/bi chicks. I can't get enough of that shit. In fact I did almost have a thing going with this gay girl once, but then I fucked it up. How I would have loved to get into a threesome with her and another chick. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alphonse★ 454 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 While I'm not crazy about her face I would swim up the Amazon with 45 lb. dumbbells attached to my scrotum using ellen degeneres' queef as my air supply if it meant I could have a seafood dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection. Don't ask me the things I'd do for Nigella Lawson. Holy crap, is good to see someone else besides me who loves her That woman is how all women should be. She has the right amount of thickness Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Golem Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Lol Alphy's all hipster over Nigella Lawson Quote Link to post Share on other sites
d.x 16 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 What about this one? Don't you just want to eat something off her abs. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alphonse★ 454 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Lol Alphy's all hipster over Nigella Lawson Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Artemis Ace 5 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 While I'm not crazy about her face I would swim up the Amazon with 45 lb. dumbbells attached to my scrotum using ellen degeneres' queef as my air supply if it meant I could have a seafood dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection. Don't ask me the things I'd do for Nigella Lawson. Holy crap, is good to see someone else besides me who loves her That woman is how all women should be. She has the right amount of thickness Bro, I get off on that sexy accent and her cooking though her body is banging Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alphonse★ 454 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 While I'm not crazy about her face I would swim up the Amazon with 45 lb. dumbbells attached to my scrotum using ellen degeneres' queef as my air supply if it meant I could have a seafood dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection. Don't ask me the things I'd do for Nigella Lawson. Holy crap, is good to see someone else besides me who loves her That woman is how all women should be. She has the right amount of thickness Bro, I get off on that sexy accent and her cooking though her body is banging She is like a complete package Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MNDWSH 2 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 While I'm not crazy about her face I would swim up the Amazon with 45 lb. dumbbells attached to my scrotum using ellen degeneres' queef as my air supply if it meant I could have a seafood dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection. Don't ask me the things I'd do for Nigella Lawson. lmao Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cell 425 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Holy shit Nigella Lawson is 51. She's more GILF material than MILF............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Artemis Ace 5 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Hell yes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
d.x 16 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 I can appreciate young on old lesbian action. Spoiler http://www.xvideos.c...isa_and_peaches Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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