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Sexual tension on another level in this thread.

Flop. Hyped AAA. 

Boring game 

1 minute ago, jehurey said:

LOL, he's reduced to blocking out the rape.

 

I hear that happens with those poor victims.:interesting:

You mean like you were reduced to blocking out the fact that Gerstmann bitch slapped you with this score :rofls: 

 

Oh... we all noticed this thread became about me REAL fast... :hest: 

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Just now, Remij_ said:

You mean like you were reduced to blocking out the fact that Gerstmann bitch slapped you with this score :rofls: 

 

Oh... we all noticed this thread became about me REAL fast... :hest: 

It didn't "become" about you.

 

You started this entire thread to vent your butthurt about me.

 

It started out all about you, and your butthurt. It hasn't stopped being about that. lol

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Just now, jehurey said:

It didn't "become" about you.

 

You started this entire thread to vent your butthurt about me.

 

It started out all about you, and your butthurt. It hasn't stopped being about that. lol

It became about me because you couldn't address the topic.  None of what you're saying matters because the topic isn't going to change.  Gerstmann skull fucked you.... and I enjoyed the show GREATLY :lawl: 

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1 minute ago, Remij_ said:

It became about me because you couldn't address the topic.  None of what you're saying matters because the topic isn't going to change.  Gerstmann skull fucked you.... and I enjoyed the show GREATLY :lawl: 

You're celebrating a 4 out of 5?

 

:reg:

 

I assure you...................this thread says alot more about you and where you're currently at, right now.

 

This is, genuinely, the best you could do.  A 4 out of 5???? lol

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1 minute ago, jehurey said:

You're celebrating a 4 out of 5?

 

:reg:

 

I assure you...................this thread says alot more about you and where you're currently at, right now.

 

This is, genuinely, the best you could do.  A 4 out of 5???? lol

It's better than that 3/5 you predicted... :hehe: 

 

A WHOLE LOT better :juggle: 

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Just now, Remij_ said:

It's better than that 3/5 you predicted... :hehe: 

 

A WHOLE LOT better :juggle: 

 

2 minutes ago, jehurey said:

I assure you...................this thread says alot more about you and where you're currently at, right now.

 

Believe me............I don't want you to under-exaggerate just how big this is for you.

 

I wanna hear all of it.:banderoos:

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1 minute ago, jehurey said:

 

Believe me............I don't want you to under-exaggerate just how big this is for you.

 

I wanna hear all of it.:banderoos:

Trust me... you're going to hear it.  Since now I know that a Gerstmann 4/5 is not a good score for you.  That excludes a LOT of games that you're allowed to like :hest: 

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1 minute ago, Remij_ said:

Trust me... you're going to hear it.  Since now I know that a Gerstmann 4/5 is not a good score for you.  That excludes a LOT of games that you're allowed to like :hest: 

Sorry, you're attempting to change the subject.

 

That isn't going to work.

 

You're trying to celebrate.....................a 4/5.

 

A 80%.:reg:

 

This the best you could do? For Xbox?

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9 minutes ago, jehurey said:

Sorry, you're attempting to change the subject.

 

That isn't going to work.

 

You're trying to celebrate.....................a 4/5.

 

A 80%.:reg:

 

This the best you could do? For Xbox?

I'm not celebrating a score.... I'm celebrating you being wrong idiot :kaz: 

 

Stay wrong bitch :juggle: 

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Just now, Remij_ said:

I'm not celebrating a score.... I'm celebrating you being wrong idiot :kaz: 

 

Stay wrong bitch :juggle: 

No, you're celebrating a 4/5.

 

You literally posted it as the title of this thread. :drake:

 

I got this poor guy retreating. That's where he's at, right now.

 

Jerry got it WAY WRONG. Its a 4/5!!! lol

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8 minutes ago, jehurey said:

No, you're celebrating a 4/5.

 

You literally posted it as the title of this thread. :drake:

 

I got this poor guy retreating. That's where he's at, right now.

 

Jerry got it WAY WRONG. Its a 4/5!!! lol

Nope I'm celebrating the score being different than the 3/5 you predicted. :blessed: 

 

Say it with me. 

 

tenor.gif

 

 

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Just now, Remij_ said:

Nope I'm celebrating the score being different than the 3/5 you predicted. :blessed: 

 

Say it with me. 

 

tenor.gif

 

 

And celebrating it being 4/5...............you even posted that score at the title. You clearly thought that was worth boasting.

 

This is where I have you at, right now.............and I didn't even need to ask you to bend over.:tom:

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13 minutes ago, jehurey said:

And celebrating it being 4/5...............you even posted that score at the title. You clearly thought that was worth boasting.

 

This is where I have you at, right now.............and I didn't even need to ask you to bend over.:tom:

It's in the thread title because I wanted you to know before you even entered the thread that it wasn't the 3/5 that YOU predicted. :kaz: 

 

So yea, the 4/5 is celebratory... in that it's not what you were expecting.. and it's higher. :trump: 

 

Get fucked :hest: 

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Just now, Remij_ said:

It's in the thread title because I wanted you to know before you even entered the thread that it wasn't the 3/5 that YOU predicted. :kaz: 

 

So yea, the 4/5 is celebratory... in that it's not what you were expecting.. and it's higher. :trump: 

 

Get fucked :hest: 

You wanted me to know that you were so butthurt enough that you were trying to boast about a 4/5?

 

That's nice of you. But not really necessary, I sorta had an idea you were already butthurt before entering the thread. LOL

 

Like you are right now.

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1 minute ago, jehurey said:

You wanted me to know that you were so butthurt enough that you were trying to boast about a 4/5?

 

That's nice of you. But not really necessary, I sorta had an idea you were already butthurt before entering the thread. LOL

 

Like you are right now.

Yea I wanted you to know that you were wrong :blessed: 

 

Bu but Giantbomb said in their podcast that it wasn't looking very good... 🤓

Using the notes I've taken and cross referencing them with audio clips from the podcast.. 🤓

My statistical analysis machine has helped me determine that Mr. Gerstmann will give the game.. 🤓

.. a 3/5 🤓

 

tenor.gif

 

:ovolol:

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Just now, Remij_ said:

Yea I wanted you to know that you were wrong :blessed: 

 

Bu but Giantbomb said in their podcast that it wasn't looking very good... 🤓

Using the notes I've taken and cross referencing them with audio clips from the podcast.. 🤓

My statistical analysis machine has helped me determine that Mr. Gerstmann will give the game.. 🤓

.. a 3/5 🤓

 

tenor.gif

 

:ovolol:

You ended up letting me know that you were.

 

A.) Butthurt

and

B.) Trying to boast about a 4/5

 

Sorry, those two things seem to overshadow everything else.

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1 minute ago, jehurey said:

You ended up letting me know that you were.

 

A.) Butthurt

and

B.) Trying to boast about a 4/5

 

Sorry, those two things seem to overshadow everything else.

The only thing that happened... is JEFF GERSTMANN let you know that you were WRONG :reg: 

 

Thanks Jeff :juggle: 

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