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1 minute ago, Remij_ said:

The only thing that happened... is JEFF GERSTMANN let you know that you were WRONG :reg: 

 

Thanks Jeff :juggle: 

No, the thing that happened the most amount of times..........was you losing your shit and demonstrating your butthurt.

 

And for that, I thank YOU. :idid:

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Sexual tension on another level in this thread.

Flop. Hyped AAA. 

Boring game 

4 minutes ago, JONBpc said:

That's Jerry's idol lol . What a loser. 

He spent an hour listening to Gerstmann talk about Gears 5 and was so smugly sure he'd give it a 3/5 :kaz: 

 

Glad his hero fucked him over.  And remember... NOBODY has more credibility than Gerstmann  :juggle: 

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3 hours ago, Goukosan said:

8.0... this will drop the Meta average :tom5:

Yeah, at the very end of this whole thing.......I came to the realization "wait a minute, isn't the Metacritic score higher than what Gerstmann gave it?"

 

Those poor bastards were PROUD of this.  I almost feel sorry for them.

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5 hours ago, jehurey said:

Yeah, at the very end of this whole thing.......I came to the realization "wait a minute, isn't the Metacritic score higher than what Gerstmann gave it?"

 

Those poor bastards were PROUD of this.  I almost feel sorry for them.

Just imagine how much farther a 3/5 would have dropped it than a 4/5...  That's what you'll have to do... IMAGINE :kaz: 

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Just now, Remij_ said:

Just imagine how much farther a 3/5 would have dropped it than a 4/5...  That's what you'll have to do... IMAGINE :kaz: 

That's what you have to do to pretend you owned me on any significant level.

 

Imagine. :tom:

 

Butthurt is entering Day Two.

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Just now, jehurey said:

That's what you have to do to pretend you owned me on any significant level.

 

Imagine. :tom:

 

Butthurt is entering Day Two.

bu but 3/5 for sure.  Listen to Gerstmann talk abotu it int he podcazt :cry: 

 

4/5 BITCH

 

Now keep barking for me :blessed: 

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Just now, Remij_ said:

bu but 3/5 for sure.  Listen to Gerstmann talk abotu it int he podcazt :cry: 

 

4/5 BITCH

 

Now keep barking for me :blessed: 

I think you need to listen to it.

 

You're clinging to a score, I'm using his actual words.

 

Little too late to try and impersonate me.

 

That's what a dog does when he see his OWNER do it.:reg:

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6 minutes ago, jehurey said:

I think you need to listen to it.

 

You're clinging to a score, I'm using his actual words.

 

Little too late to try and impersonate me.

 

That's what a dog does when he see his OWNER do it.:reg:

No... I don't think I do.... 4/5 Bitch.  That's the score your hero gave it.  And guess what... he's a LOT MORE credible than you'll ever be.  You were so eager to try to own the lemmings you were taking those words as final...when he hadn't even come close to finishing the game.  I straight told you that too when you were beaking off like a dipshit :cruise: 

 

How embarrassing for you... again :blessed:  And now I know a 4/5 Gerstmann score is bad.  So that's really gonna limit the games I'm going to allow you to like :juggle: 

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1 minute ago, Remij_ said:

No... I don't think I do.... 4/5 Bitch.  That's the score your hero gave it.  And guess what... he's a LOT MORE credible than you'll ever be.  You were so eager to try to own the lemmings you were taking those words as final...when he hadn't even come close to finishing the game.  I straight told you that too when you were beaking off like a dipshit :cruise: 

 

How embarrassing for you... again :blessed:  And now I know a 4/5 Gerstmann score is bad.  So that's really gonna limit the games I'm going to allow you to like :juggle: 

He's losing his shit again.

 

Day two.

 

And this time, he went from 0-to-bitch much faster than yesterday.:tom:

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