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2 hours ago, Nya` said:

It's impressive for the Switch because it's such a PoS, that doesn't change the fact the game is absolute trash on the platform or the fact that the platform itself is computational trash. 

 

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It's a handheld 

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1 hour ago, Nya` said:

This is an excuse.

Obviously. the Xbox one weighs 7lbs. Switch weights 10 ounces. The fact it can legitimately run current Gen games with decent results is fucking impressive. Stop being a cock. 

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3 minutes ago, Cookester15 said:

Obviously. the Xbox one weighs 7lbs. Switch weights 10 ounces. The fact it can legitimately run current Gen games with decent results is fucking impressive. Stop being a cock. 

It's more expensive than base xbox 1 . There is nothing impressive about it .

 

It weighs 10 ounces so it's ok if it looks like absolute dogshit . Lmao 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Cookester15 said:

Obviously. the Xbox one weighs 7lbs. Switch weights 10 ounces. The fact it can legitimately run current Gen games with decent results is fucking impressive. Stop being a cock. 

The Switch is also 3 1/2 years newer, and costs more money, and its results are a far cry from even the original Xbox One which was lambasted about its performance for years. Sheep get a pass because Nintendo relies on stupid gimmicks?

 

It's a console bro, and it sucks ass. 

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2 minutes ago, Nya` said:

The Switch is also 3 1/2 years newer, and costs more money, and its results are a far cry from even the original Xbox One which was lambasted about its performance for years. Sheep get a pass because Nintendo relies on stupid gimmicks?

 

It's a console bro, and it sucks ass. 

Xbox gets lambasted because it has zero first party games. 

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12 minutes ago, bhytre said:

Sheep defending this downgraded garbage so hard so they can say they also have a decent multi-plat for once on their little toy handheld :mj: 

That's all it boils down to :hest: 

They claim 3rd party games mean nothing but every time they get one , no matter how trash it is they go crazy and tell themselves it looks so fucking good ....... "for switch"

 

Watch them do it again for MK11 , the version that hasn't been shown because it looks so bad . 

 

But it looks awesome ! ...."for switch"

 

Knowing the bar is so low for that gameless pos kids console LoL

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5 minutes ago, Nya` said:

Here's some context, it looks like shit on Switch and Switch alone, it looks great everywhere else.

It looks great. 

 

"For Switch"

 

Lmfao sheep 

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This is the only way these guys can try and claim a win over switch, arguing performance differences in this whored-out, 4-way multiplatform POS. :rofl: LMFAO! the reaching going on this thread is just sad. 

 

when it comes to the exclusives arguement these guys are no where to be seen, but a years-old 4-way multiplat running worse on Switch is suddenly judgement day. :rofl: NOPE!

 

Nobody cares about your whored out multiplats. The only reason why anyone cares about them now is if they manage to convert them to Switch. That's literally it, any 'big' multiplat that managed to run on Switch is immediately achieving heightened status because of OUR HARDWARE. Make no mistake, we don't care about this game - it's simply yet another game on our system. 

 

 

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