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13 minutes ago, JonDnD said:

We stopped making fun of Sonys movie games because Sony stopped making games :rofl:

Ho ho ho. Wasn’t your retarded ass making fun of Spiderman 2 recently? Hilarious that game took about 4 years to make and is more than 6 times longer than SnoozeBlade 2 with more gameplay and isn’t a mental health simulator. In the time it took for Ninja Theory to release this walking sim Insomniac has released four games and each of them longer than this trash  :hest:

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Hoping for pity points lol  Got to try do any form of marketing themselves since MS hardly know the game exists 

Still should not be even close to that far down the list.  It's seriously concerning.  MS has completely failed this game, the studio, and the IP.   Either people really seriously don't give

Real talk though Microsoft's marketing in general is abysmal, and has been for a very long time. I see Nintendo and PlayStation commercials multiple times per day, and absolutely nothing for Xbox.

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1 minute ago, Playstation Tablet said:

Best on Switch 2. 

nah, it'll look/run better on pc and be like $2 when it comes to switch 2 at $50.

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10 minutes ago, FIREPOWER said:

Ho ho ho. Wasn’t your retarded ass making fun of Spiderman 2 recently? Hilarious that game took about 4 years to make and is more than 6 times longer than SnoozeBlade 2 with more gameplay and isn’t a mental health simulator. In the time it took for Ninja Theory to release this walking sim Insomniac has released four games and each of them longer than this trash  :hest:

That was last year bro :rofls: of course they can churn out DumboMan games quick they all have the same city :tom:

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LOL Firetard being in here complaining about a game being too short... when half the cows that post here who actually play games have all complained recently about games dragging on for too long.. and not even finishing them :hest: 

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9 minutes ago, JonDnD said:

Spiderman story is 12 hours lmfao. :D 

More people are talking about Starfield these days than Spider-Man 2... that's how little cows actually care for that game :hest: 

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2 minutes ago, Remij said:

More people are talking about Starfield these days than Spider-Man 2... that's how little cows actually care for that game :hest: 

FirePower mad Hellblade 2 doesn't have rings in the sky to fly through for 2 hours :rofls: new best time !:tom:

 

Starfield will be talked about and played for a long time. Spiderman was hot for a week :omglol:

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1 minute ago, Tears of the Cows said:

Most people beat it in under 8 :D 

They must not have played the flying through the rings mini game over and over LMAO

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2 minutes ago, Tears of the Cows said:

Completely forgotten :tom: 

And it was their only game last year :hehe: 

 

And yet Firetard is in the Stellar Blade thread acting like everyone else are the ones waiting for games :rofl: 

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2 minutes ago, JonDnD said:

FirePower mad Hellblade 2 doesn't have rings in the sky to fly through for 2 hours :rofls: new best time !:tom:

 

Starfield will be talked about and played for a long time. Spiderman was hot for a week :omglol:

He claims PSVR2 is amazing because he gets to race the same track on GT7 600 times, so this doesn’t surprise me lmfao. 

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1 minute ago, Remij said:

And it was their only game last year :hehe: 

That's still more than this year :ANYWORD:

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48 minutes ago, JonDnD said:

FirePower mad Hellblade 2 doesn't have rings in the sky to fly through for 2 hours :rofls: new best time !:tom:

 

Starfield will be talked about and played for a long time. Spiderman was hot for a week :omglol:


JohnnyTurncoat is tripping balls.

 

You're right about people talking about Starfield for a long time though.

 

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14 minutes ago, Cell said:


JohnnyTurncoat is tripping balls.

 

You're right about people talking about Starfield for a long time though.

 

:hest:

 

 

That’s because half the players of Sevenfield are still waiting to load into empty maps 7 months after it launched  :hest:

 

 

:lawl:The retards Cuckstz, Lemij, and SlowJon are triggered because  they know I’m absolutely right. SnoozeBlade 2 will be beaten and forgotten in less than 4 hours. Ninja Theory are totally screwed as no one is buying this trash not even the retards here defending it, they’ll be playing it on HoboPass like they did with Goodbye Rush, LMFAO!

 

Ninja Theory know their studio is toast hence the statement they put out today that reads like a farewell letter :mj:

 

 

7 years in development and all they could come out with was this 4 hour mental health sim. This is why the marketing for it has been dogshit. They can’t show anything because even a 1 minute trailer already shows most of the game :cruise:

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3 minutes ago, Playstation Tablet said:

Law lemmings to try to act relative when it will run better on PS5 Pro.

Gonna be hilarious when the PS5 Port arrives and the game still flops :hest:

 

All this full throated defense lemshits are doing to beta test a Microsoft multiplat that’s going to run better on every platform that’s not a ShitBox :dbry:

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NTs next game just got greenlit . So looks like they'll be around for a bit at least. TCHBO

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34 minutes ago, Playstation Tablet said:

Law lemmings to try to act relative when it will run better on PS5 Pro.

It'll run best on PC , just like Sonys games :tom: ( if they decide to make any :shig: )

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