James Skywalker 528 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) I decided on matricide because my mom wouldn't swallow my cum. Edited April 1, 2019 by Alien Jim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Literal Nazi Rudolf Hess 278 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Ok. I would have gassed her Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DynamiteCop 2,087 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Alien Jim said: I decided on matricide because my mom wouldn't swallow my cum. You need to be institutionalized, seriously. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,439 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 did she drop something? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jehurey 3,238 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Jim Morrison already sang about it 50 years ago, bub. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-GD-X★ 7,748 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 good. she was pregnant with my kid. saves me money on the abortion. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
James Skywalker 528 Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 Happy April Fools, from the Fearns! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Mother Fucker 26 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
James Skywalker 528 Posted April 1, 2019 Author Share Posted April 1, 2019 1 hour ago, DynamiteCop! said: You need to be institutionalized, seriously. I already went to the top school of the institutionalized. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bhytre 2,753 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Jimbo NO! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TLHBO 2,162 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 He probably did it as well. Cooke notify the authorities. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-GD-X★ 7,748 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 17 minutes ago, TLHBO said: He probably did it as well. Cooke notify the authorities. True. Murder on April 1st would be a perfect time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flazeda_warrior 73 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Clicking on this thread and looking up the word matricide is not a good look in my now cleansed browser history 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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