Hot Sauce 2,734 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 This game actually managed to have worse "dungeons" than Breath of the Wild. A bar so low you needed olympic level limbo skills to get under it has been lowered so much further that in the future they'll have to drill for it like they do oil just to find it. The Zelda pedigree is so flawless that we previously we had to knock the Link's Awakening remake for sounding different to find flaws in it, but now we have dungeons completely devoid of puzzles in favor of awarding boss keys for clearing a room like this is some forgettable Genesis beat-em-up franchise? And people are praising this game? Where did we go wrong as a species? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cooke 2,030 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 28 minutes ago, Hot Sauce said: This game actually managed to have worse "dungeons" than Breath of the Wild. A bar so low you needed olympic level limbo skills to get under it has been lowered so much further that in the future they'll have to drill for it like they do oil just to find it. The Zelda pedigree is so flawless that we previously we had to knock the Link's Awakening remake for sounding different to find flaws in it, but now we have dungeons completely devoid of puzzles in favor of awarding boss keys for clearing a room like this is some forgettable Genesis beat-em-up franchise? And people are praising this game? Where did we go wrong as a species? But it's not a Legend of Zelda game. It's Cadence of Hyrule 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Sauce 2,734 Posted June 24, 2019 Author Share Posted June 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, Cookester15 said: But it's not a Legend of Zelda game. It's Cadence of Hyrule It's trash is what it is. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Literal Nazi Rudolf Hess 278 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, Hot Sauce said: It's trash is what it is. It's awesome. Fuck you. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Sauce 2,734 Posted June 24, 2019 Author Share Posted June 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Literal Nazi Rudolf Hess said: It's awesome. Fuck you. Raccoons fucking love trash and I still think they're awesome, so I don't judge people that like trash. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Teh_Diplomat 2,054 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, Hot Sauce said: Raccoons fucking love trash and I still think they're awesome, so I don't judge people that like trash. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SheepKilla 473 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 25 minutes ago, Hot Sauce said: Raccoons fucking love trash and I still think they're awesome, so I don't judge people that like trash. LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bhytre 2,753 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Nintendo games always get the sheep pass no matter how much they really suck in reality Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JonDnD 2,644 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 25 minutes ago, bhytre said: Nintendo games always get the sheep pass no matter how much they really suck in reality Most of the sheep dont even play these games. Did Gurkle or Jerry even buy this ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Remij 4,683 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Cookester15 said: But it's not a Legend of Zelda game. It's Cadence of Hyrule Dummy was expecting a Zelda game 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goukosan 2,257 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Cookester15 said: But it's not a Legend of Zelda game. It's Cadence of Hyrule This ... it's that music game (forgot the name) with a Zelda skin.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lostfool 680 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Hot Sauce is an idiot Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Sauce 2,734 Posted June 24, 2019 Author Share Posted June 24, 2019 11 minutes ago, Goukosan said: This ... it's that music game (forgot the name) with a Zelda skin.... Guess this answers Jonb's question of whether you've played it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goukosan 2,257 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 11 minutes ago, Hot Sauce said: Guess this answers Jonb's question of whether you've played it. You're doing alot of spinning and avoiding the fact that it's not a Zelda game Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goukosan 2,257 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Hey guiz... where are muh dungeons in Hyrule Warriors? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Twinblade★ 3,929 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 (edited) I can’t believe sheep are arguing that this isn’t a Zelda game. Of course it’s a Zelda game, it just happens to be a series spin off. Edited June 24, 2019 by Twinblade Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Sauce 2,734 Posted June 24, 2019 Author Share Posted June 24, 2019 Just now, Goukosan said: You're doing alot of spinning and avoiding the fact that it's not a Zelda game I'm the one spinning? You guys are tripping over yourselves to dismiss the criticisms on some ridiculous notion that I'm under the impression this is a mainline Zelda game. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goukosan 2,257 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, Hot Sauce said: I'm the one spinning? You guys are tripping over yourselves to dismiss the criticisms on some ridiculous notion that I'm under the impression this is a mainline Zelda game. Show me where I'm defending this game? Laughing at you because you expected this to be a Zelda game 13 minutes ago, Goukosan said: Hey guiz... where are muh dungeons in Hyrule Warriors? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goukosan 2,257 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 12 minutes ago, Twinblade said: I can’t believe sheep are arguing that this isn’t a Zelda game. Of course it’s a Zelda game, it just happens to be a series spin off. it's literally sequel/update to this game with a Zelda skin 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bhytre 2,753 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 1 hour ago, JONBpc said: Most of the sheep dont even play these games. Did Gurkle or Jerry even buy this ? Nintendo Defense League is the only thing Goukosan plays as you can see Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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