SheepKilla 473 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 help? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeterPopoff 13 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Work Sucks. Become Homeless. Or commit a major crime so you can spend the rest of your life in prison and never work. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bhytre 2,753 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Call them saying you just died Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chicano3000 119 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Your wallet will be just a bit happier... Take a coffee container and put a bit of fun juice in it. When I worked at Home Depot I was a little bit buzzed on tough days... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
James Skywalker 528 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Why don’t you move to a farm, raise sheep, and kill them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SheepKilla 473 Posted December 23, 2019 Author Share Posted December 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, Chicano3000 said: Your wallet will be just a bit happier... Take a coffee container and put a bit of fun juice in it. When I worked at Home Depot I was a little bit buzzed on tough days... Coming in drunk is a good way to get fired from this prestigious job Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chicano3000 119 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, SheepKilla said: Coming in drunk is a good way to get fired from this prestigious job Oh ok. Assuming you were just at an ordinary 9-5. TBF though, I didn't mean drunk lol. Just enough to feel a bit good... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SheepKilla 473 Posted December 23, 2019 Author Share Posted December 23, 2019 Just now, Chicano3000 said: Oh ok. Assuming you were just at an ordinary 9-5. TBF though, I didn't mean drunk lol. Just enough to feel a bit good... you mean tipsy? that might not be a bad idea. We recently had a party and I got a bit tipsy with the wine. I was socializing a lot, being loud, and cracking jokes. People seemed to like me more, and I didn't seem like a douchebag. However, my only concern would be somebody smelling alcohol on me or my breath at my job lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chicano3000 119 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Just now, SheepKilla said: you mean tipsy? that might not be a bad idea. We recently had a party and I got a bit tipsy with the wine. I was socializing a lot, being loud, and cracking jokes. People seemed to like me more, and I didn't seem like a douchebag. However, my only concern would be somebody smelling alcohol on me or my breath at my job lol. Ya, if you have a good career job, then I would not recommend if you don't wanna have alcohol breath. I guess keep gum with you. Your job that bad? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SheepKilla 473 Posted December 23, 2019 Author Share Posted December 23, 2019 Just now, Chicano3000 said: Ya, if you have a good career job, then I would not recommend if you don't wanna have alcohol breath. I guess keep gum with you. Your job that bad? It's not necessarily bad. Just very stressful, because there's a lot of work to do. It's almost impossible to get it all done and fulfill all the expectations without making mistakes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chicano3000 119 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, SheepKilla said: It's not necessarily bad. Just very stressful, because there's a lot of work to do. It's almost impossible to get it all done and fulfill all the expectations without making mistakes. What kind of job is it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,445 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 53 minutes ago, Optimus Jim said: Why don’t you move to a farm, raise sheep, and kill them? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bhytre 2,753 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 1 hour ago, SheepKilla said: Coming in drunk is a good way to get fired from this prestigious job When I used to work some really shitty restaurant jobs I used to sneak in bottles of whiskey and we'd mix it in cans of coke while working and drink with the colleagues It really helped sometimes to get through the worst days, good times Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kokujin 558 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 2 hours ago, SheepKilla said: you mean tipsy? that might not be a bad idea. We recently had a party and I got a bit tipsy with the wine. I was socializing a lot, being loud, and cracking jokes. People seemed to like me more, and I didn't seem like a douchebag. However, my only concern would be somebody smelling alcohol on me or my breath at my job lol. lol don't you dare risk it. Just use PTO call in sick and recoup well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kokujin 558 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 I think I had a very very successful week to cap off 2019. Even hats off w the ol lady. 2020 ain't guaranteedd but I think we are on good terms going into the holidays. Hiddazzle. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ike★ 2,922 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Today is my last day in the office until Jan 2. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Playstation Tablet 1,746 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Who the fuck does. Smoke a joint or something. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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