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Celebrating the box office numbers of a shitty CGI movie of Mario. Goukoshill  

they always add 2 or 3 to anything mario-related

Goukosan when Nintendo makes money

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20 minutes ago, Saucer said:

 

You sure this is a hill you want to fight on? :biggrin:

 

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you just illustrated its not even hard for a mediocre to bad film (especially an animated film) to get a decent critics score.

 

now imagine how bad the super mario movie must be to get the score that it did.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Goukosan said:

 

Finish the quote. "It's a good movie for all ages. It's a family movie." 

 

Family movies aren't geared towards adults.. Its geared towards the kids enjoying it with their family. 

 

Stop playing dumb :umad:

 

 

 

you said the movie is good for ALL ages, aka kids AND adults.

 

in order for that to be the case, it would have to be a legit good movie. it is NOT a legit good movie, period. take the L :umad: 

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17 minutes ago, -GD-X said:

lol man-children and incels altering the users scores. They are unreliable af. 

 

You like those films? And you don't think the critics were also playing politics with their scores? lol

 

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Just now, Saucer said:

 

You like those films? And you don't think the critics were also playing politics with their scores? lol

 

 

tthis movie should have had politics on it's side to boost the score. they made peach a girl boss and kidnapped luigi instead :tom: 

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5 minutes ago, Quad Damage said:

you just illustrated its not even hard for a mediocre to bad film (especially an animated film) to get a decent critics score.

 

now imagine how bad the super mario movie must be to get the score that it did.

 

Please keep fighting on this hill. Wait until I get around to films like Blade Runner, The Shining, and The Thing. :biggrin:

 

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1 minute ago, Quad Damage said:

 

tthis movie should have had politics on it's side to boost the score. they made peach a girl boss and kidnapped luigi instead :tom: 

 

They suspect Chris Pratt's a crypto Christian fascist. No really. They coerced him to do a struggle session and deny he's religious. He's just spiritual you see. :biggrin:

 

 

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Just now, Saucer said:

 

Please keep fighting on this hill. Wait until I get around to films like Blade Runner, The Shining, and The Thing. :biggrin:

 

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now the mario movie is the next misunderstood kubrick film.

 

congrats, you just exceeded ghostz's level itt. :rawf:

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Just now, Quad Damage said:

 

now the mario movie is the next misunderstood kubrick film.

 

congrats, you just exceeded ghostz's level itt. :rawf:

 

They misunderstood The Shining and The Thing? They're such complex films? Who can blame them for getting things so wrong? That's what you're going with? :biggrin:

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6 minutes ago, Saucer said:

 

Please keep fighting on this hill. Wait until I get around to films like Blade Runner, The Shining, and The Thing. :biggrin:

 

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Joker is superior to Mario. Your point?

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1 minute ago, Saucer said:

 

They suspect Chris Pratt's a crypto Christian fascist. No really. They coerced him to do a struggle session and deny he's religious. He's just spiritual you see. :biggrin:

 

 

 

pratt is actually getting an indifferent reception, some even saying a highlight. if peach was a traditional damsel in distress instead of a girl boss, this movie would be in the 30's-40s %:pavarotti:

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4 minutes ago, Quad Damage said:

 

now the mario movie is the next misunderstood kubrick film.

 

congrats, you just exceeded ghostz's level itt. :rawf:

He’s reaching so hard, it’s like fagg0t reach-arounds ghostz does. Mario….a modern day, Kubrick-eaque classic :D 

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3 minutes ago, Quad Damage said:

 

pratt is actually getting an indifferent reception, some even saying a highlight. if peach was a traditional damsel in distress instead of a girl boss, this movie would be in the 30's-40s %:pavarotti:

Pratt is a cancer to cinema, recycling his starlord persona. 

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2 minutes ago, -GD-X said:

He’s reaching so hard, it’s like fagg0t reach-arounds ghostz does. Mario….a modern day, Kubrick-eaque classic :D 

 

Lib critics called it little more than a military propaganda recruitment film. But on noes the incels are playing politics with the review averages. :biggrin:

 

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2 minutes ago, -GD-X said:

He’s reaching so hard, it’s like fagg0t reach-arounds ghostz does. Mario….a modern day, Kubrick-eaque classic :D 

 

this is why i dont trust user reviews

 

"if you dont like this movie, you hate video games" -ghostz

 

"stanley who?" -saucer

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Just now, Quad Damage said:

 

this is why i dont trust user reviews

 

"if you dont like this movie, you hate video games" -ghostz

 

"stanley who?" -saucer

 

"Top Gun was so complex. No wonder it was panned." -- QD 

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