Quad Damage 1,737 Posted April 5, 2023 Author Share Posted April 5, 2023 this is what a banger family film looks like Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goukosan 2,255 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 45 minutes ago, sugarhigh said: Toby from Illinois (age 5) said "I want my binkie" on metacritic You're edge lording a kids movie? Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sugarhigh 519 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 9 minutes ago, Goukosan said: You're edge lording a kids movie? Lol Funny that "edgy" to you is one tick to the left of Teletubbies. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cooke 2,030 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 Metroid or Zelda would have made a much more interesting movie 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goukosan 2,255 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 (edited) 49 minutes ago, sugarhigh said: Funny that "edgy" to you is one tick to the left of Teletubbies. K, cool story bro. Edited April 5, 2023 by Goukosan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Playstation Tablet 1,726 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 I'm still going to go see it with my GF in the cinema since we play Mario together Quote Link to post Share on other sites
54212 432 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Cooke said: Metroid or Zelda would have made a much more interesting movie I don't think they would. The characters and plots are arguably even more cliche. One's an Alien's riff (Ripley in power armor) and the other is a Moorcock riff (the Eternal Champion but without a personality). Then again I think the Last of Us is cliche as hell and that public likes that series. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sugarhigh 519 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 Literally the Tetris movie is better! The tragedy with Mario is they made exactly the movie they set out to make. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TLHBO 2,162 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 GhostzHBFR! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TLHBO 2,162 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 10 hours ago, Goukosan said: Based on tickets bought for the opening weekend so far its on pace to open at almost a quarter billion. Let's see what the audience reviews look like after opening weekend. Sheep never care how shit a Nintendo product is as long as it makes bank 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goukosan 2,255 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 3 hours ago, TLHBO said: Sheep never care how shit a Nintendo product is as long as it makes bank Why are you so mad kid? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SheepKilla 473 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 4 hours ago, TLHBO said: Sheep never care how shit a Nintendo product is as long as it makes bank Coincidentally enough, my stock shares in Nintendo don't care either as long as it makes bank Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ike★ 2,908 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 Damn, REKT 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tears of the Cows 1,211 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 Audience score: 97% 😍 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tears of the Cows 1,211 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 10/10 movie. Got a standing ovation at the end. Instant classic!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Goukosan 2,255 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 7 hours ago, Ike said: Damn, REKT Ohhh look at that, the Audience loved it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tears of the Cows 1,211 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 The reviews aren’t valid at all. Movie was seriously perfect. They complained about the plot. The plot of Mario games is that bowsers trying to take over the kingdom lol, which it was in the movie as well. Duh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tears of the Cows 1,211 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 Also lol @ Seth rogans unhideable voice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
-GD-X★ 7,746 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 LOL man children blowing up the audience score. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tears of the Cows 1,211 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 (edited) 50 minutes ago, -GD-X said: LOL man children blowing up the audience score. You’d love the movie it was fantastic Edited April 6, 2023 by Jerrys Hair Line Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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