$100 off Xflop Done models when you buy a copy of Red Dead 2. MS once again paying people to take their win 10 companion box off their hands LMFAO

[Playstation Tablet 1,749]

5 minutes ago, Remij_ said:

 

Yes, both the Xbox console and the lemming faction have been wiped out without a trace...

I understand sir, but they were necessary sacrifices...

Yes, the Lems have taken care of Xbox themselves...

I believe the Hermit faction will be satisfied.

Xbox is finished.

Your time has finally arrived...

...Yes. The Microsoft CEO is relying on us to keep a lid on the whole affair.

We've got him by the balls.

It should make a valuable trump card in future negotiations.

Yes, Chief Director. Of course.

I'll keep the MSFam informed.

 

Yes. It's me.

The Boss has accomplished his mission.

The Xbox exclusives are now safely with us...

...in Hermlord's hands...

With this legacy... yes, Games for Windows Live can finally be revived.

The contract we handed the Lemmings was a fake...

Lemmings must be in an uproar right about now.

...I'm afraid so.

Only half of the exclusives made it back to Windows...

The MSFam must still have a couple exclusives...

Yes, their stockpile has been reduced to ashes...

That's right.

The Lemming faction has been obliterated by the botched launch as well...

Yes, that was the Boss' work, too...

Speaking of which, I've obtained something from Ybarra that you might find interesting.

It's a revolutionary new game dilvery system.  Perhaps it might just come in handy some day...

Yes.  We have Don - I mean, Hat-trick Mattrick - to thank for that.

The lemmings believed it as well.

... Yes, they bought our story. I don't think they'll be making a fuss.

The secondary measure has been lifted as well.

And the Lemmings still haven't discovered my true identity.

They have no idea that I've been triple-crossing them.

I will continue my activities as a contact for the new faction.

... Yes, it appears that no one knew that I was TOBIAS ISRAEL.

Of course.  I'm always at Microsofts' disposal... 

Mr. Spencer.

[Voidler 1,675]

Damn if they just stopped being in denial about it being a watered down PC and put Photoshop and excel on Xbox it might finally be worth it

[Voidler 1,675]

 

[jehurey 3,299]

Here's an accurate representation of Microsoft trying get customers versus Sony:

 

 

[lynux3 2,168]

xloaf

[bhytre 2,753]

Damn all these kids itt are in shambles knowing that despite everything they mention and all the circle jerking tears they shed, Xbox still has the best version of RDR2  

Or just saying we have a version of the game is enough to own the hermsmells and sheepets  

Keep. Seething. 

[JonDnD 2,703]

Better watch out , they will edit your posts if you keep hitting their feelings

[Voidler 1,675]

1 hour ago, jehurey said:

Here's an accurate representation of Microsoft trying get customers versus Sony:

 

 

Homer is the exclusive

Gil is the lemming

Hermits are the guy stealing his exclusive

And cows are at home fucking their wives

 

Good representation of this gen 

[jehurey 3,299]

[Teh_Diplomat 2,054]

From Cloning's old Sig

 

 

[jehurey 3,299]

1 minute ago, Teh_Diplomat said:

From Cloning's old Sig

 

 

Holy shit, that looks better than State of Dookay 2.

[McWicked 825]

8 hours ago, jehurey said:

Holy shit, that looks better than State of Dookay 2.

But it's a last-gen ga...ohhhh.