Playstation Tablet 1,746 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 After calling a console XBox One, when it's the third XBox, it's honestly impossible to predict. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
102020393023445948594 2,223 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 (edited) Imagine what the typical marketing meeting must look like at MS: "guys, we need a name for the successor to the XBONE!" Fat SJW assistant: "I got it! Xbone 2 X Xbone 2 X Stream (XS) Xbone 2 Z Xbone 2 Z X Stream (ZX) Xbone 2 Y Xbone 2 Y Stream (YX) Xbone disc drive add on for XS, ZX, AND YX models) This is so consumers clearly known what they're getting and the difference between the models!)" 'That's genius, fat Chinese girl! Genius ideas from smart independent women are the future of MS. Great idea! For everyone else there's PC! now if you'll excuse me, I have to dust out my PC's flabberghaster once again! PC! PC! Did you say PC! I GAME ON PC! MS head writer: "Great job Xizs and Zers! I'll get to writing out master chief and marcus fenix in the next halo and gears! We need more trans representation in our games! Why not turn MC into a tranny, we can get him a new black boyfriend and we'll market as the pro tranny console w/retard controller for added effect. Also, Halo 6: trannies will be available DAY ONE ON WINDOWS, so everyone can join in the fun, anywhere! " Larry Hyrb: "I agree, NO EXCLUSIVES EVER should always be our motto. EXCLUSIVES ARE EVIL AND ANTI CONSUMER, we must only let sony and nintendo have them, our fans don't deserve ANY EXCLUSIVES, EVER! I'll continue to shit on our brand image with my cringey videos and pedophile appearance that wierds out viewers. Next gen is ours without a doubt, our discless, stream only console option will fly off the shelves! with top notch 'EXCLUSIVES' like: Halo 6 trannies (EXCLUSIVELY Also on PC) Forza 25 (EXCLUSIVELY also on PC) hellblade 2 ( EXCLUSIVELY also on PC, PS4, android phones, switch, your calculator, and your ipad) Tomb Raider 4 (TIMED EXCLUSIVE - 3 weeks) we can't lose!' - - - Meanwhile, somewhere in Japan: Edited January 6, 2019 by Bodycount N Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DynamiteCop 2,088 Posted January 6, 2019 Author Share Posted January 6, 2019 @Bodycount N You're so butthurt lol, you still care about Xbox more than anyone. You're like that guy who got cheated on and goes out to the bar saying "fuck that bitch" putting on a front like you don't care but the reality is when you go home you cry yourself to sleep. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boss 70 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 Xbox10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DynamiteCop 2,088 Posted January 6, 2019 Author Share Posted January 6, 2019 Just now, Boss said: Xbox10 Thank you for actually making a real response. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SheepKilla 473 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 hour ago, DynamiteCop! said: @Bodycount N You're so butthurt lol, you still care about Xbox more than anyone. You're like that guy who got cheated on and goes out to the bar saying "fuck that bitch" putting on a front like you don't care but the reality is when you go home you cry yourself to sleep. so you're saying he's genuine in his criticisms and scathing hatred. ROFF Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DynamiteCop 2,088 Posted January 6, 2019 Author Share Posted January 6, 2019 Just now, SheepKilla said: so you're saying he's genuine in his criticisms and scathing hatred. ROFF No, he still likes Xbox the same as he did he's just insecure and let's the opinions of others dictate his actions. He's a beta cuck which is exactly why he defaulted to the Switch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SheepKilla 473 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 minute ago, DynamiteCop! said: No, he still likes Xbox the same as he did he's just insecure and let's the opinions of others dictate his actions. He's a beta cuck which is exactly why he defaulted to the Switch. No. What Bodycount did is like leaving his GF after he discovered her cheating on him with BBC. What you did was like sticking around and claiming "it's still good enough for me" while you eat the cum out of a used pussy, and call it being "faithful." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
102020393023445948594 2,223 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, DynamiteCop! said: No, he still likes Xbox the same as he did he's just insecure and let's the opinions of others dictate his actions. He's a beta cuck which is exactly why he defaulted to the Switch. i've sold off pretty much all my xbox one shit, don't own a single xbox one game. i have the original fat model One left and that's it. It's about to go on Ebay next month or so to let people recoup from the holiday spending spree. make no mistake, I have zero affinity towards the xflop at this point. I urge anyone with any sizeable investments in xbox software or hardware to do the same, the brand doesn't have long left. soon xbox one stuff won't be worth shit, it's going to be worse than the Ngage in terms of collectability. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DynamiteCop 2,088 Posted January 6, 2019 Author Share Posted January 6, 2019 6 minutes ago, Bodycount N said: i've sold off pretty much all my xbox one shit, don't own a single xbox one game. i have the original fat model One left and that's it. It's about to go on Ebay next month or so to let people recoup from the holiday spending spree. make no mistake, I have zero affinity towards the xflop at this point. I urge anyone with any sizeable investments in xbox software or hardware to do the same, the brand doesn't have long left. soon xbox one stuff won't be worth shit, it's going to be worse than the Ngage in terms of collectability. This whole post is a fabricated lie. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
102020393023445948594 2,223 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, DynamiteCop! said: This whole post is a fabricated lie. complete truth. My xbox one is literally in my closet boxed up and ready to go. I turned it on for the first time in ~7 months last week to play the DMC5 demo. Put this into perspective, I have a Phat One and a PS4 Pro. I play all my multiplats on the Pro. I play PS4 exclusives on the Pro. I ain't playing state of decay, sea of thieves or another forza, so i play... nothing on the Xbox. let my gold sub lapse, paying for PSN and N-online right now. No way in hell am I paying ANOTHER online sub. Xbox -> Ebay'd come feb. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SheepKilla 473 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Bodycount N said: complete truth. My xbox one is literally in my closet boxed up and ready to go. I turned it on for the first time in ~7 months last week to play the DMC5 demo. Put this into perspective, I have a Phat One and a PS4 Pro. I play all my multiplats on the Pro. I play PS4 exclusives on the Pro. I ain't playing state of decay, sea of thieves or another forza, so i play... nothing on the Xbox. let my gold sub lapse, paying for PSN and N-online right now. No way in hell am I paying ANOTHER online sub. Xbox -> Ebay'd come feb. Nah. You're putting on an act to impress others and are secretly enjoying all the wonderful games XBOX offers in private. /s Quote Link to post Share on other sites
102020393023445948594 2,223 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 minute ago, SheepKilla said: Nah. You're putting on an act to impress others and are secretly enjoying all the wonderful games XBOX offers in private. /s what the fuck is he playing on xbox? there is literally nothing. the 'exclusives' (also on PC) can barely break 6.0 scores, MS can't even put out a game that works properly. everything on xbox is available on PS4 but not vice versa. it's not rocket science The average consumer walking into a store had this in front of him: PS4 nets you every good game on xbox + spiderman + detroit + god of war + yakuza 6 + shadow of the collossus + dragon quest + a fuckton of other games. that's what every damned consumer this year saw and it's the damned truth. if i was in the market for a home console, i'd pick PS4 every time. If I wanted to play on the go, i'd get a switch. if i wanted visuals, i'd build a gay PC w/ neon lights, a mechanical keyboard, and all the nerdmit fixin's. Xbox just has no market value whatsoever Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kaz 2,445 Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Boss said: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
madmaltese★ 2,617 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Xbox Zero (named after the number of exclusives it will have) 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
102020393023445948594 2,223 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 11 hours ago, madmaltese said: Xbox Zero (named after the number of exclusives it will have) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lynux3 2,165 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 12 hours ago, madmaltese said: Xbox Zero (named after the number of exclusives it will have) TLHBR. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. House 3,371 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 12 hours ago, madmaltese said: Xbox Zero (named after the number of exclusives it will have) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SheepKilla 473 Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 It'll come bundled with Coke Zero and cheetos Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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