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We need to have a game based on Inception. You have like 20 maps/levels to choose from, and you design what events you want to happen before you begin your heist. And then you proceed to start your heist, and then go down a level, and then down another level. And you switch caracters (like you do in GTA5) as they are in different levels performing different tasks. And so if you do something in a higher level, it proceeds to alter the lower levels. And then you have to complete your objectives within each levels time limit in order to get kicked up to the next level and

Nintendo should feel bad for the death and destruction they caused last week by mishandling that MP4 megaton.

Why does the warthog have less physics in Forza Horizon than it did in the actual Halo games?

Wait a minute, did the lemmings seriously just take this thread about games on the Wii and turned it into a Butthurt Xbox Done thread, yet again?

I don't know why Mariah Carey went from being a Whitney Houston type of singer, to getting a boob job and and start shaking it like Britney Spears. She started doing that right around the time Spears was getting famous. Her and Christina Aguilera are the two who have legit Diva voices, but they were shaking their ass at the same time.

Thank GOD.

All of this butthurt, because lemmings want to run away from GS. We all know what's going to happen, there's going to be a major Nintendo first party game, its going to score 9+ on so many websites, its going to have high Metacritic and Gameranking scores. And the lemmings will hang on to GS's 7-8 score for dear life, and pretend that none of this ever happened.

Dynocrap is such an expert in video games, he would've clearly known that this facial expressions mode is a straight copy from Uncharted Lost Legacy. Oh man, I'm remembering the open world part(basically the entire middle third of the game) and now it becomes abundantly clear why this Tomb Raider game took a noticeable hit in review scores across the board. An Uncharted spinoff that was sold for $40 completely blew it away in game design.

Mad World needs a sequel.

I've never seen auto-aim an entire character's body. Lemcels probably need auto-aim when they're dropping turds.

Don't worry about it, because there will be more people playing Halo 5 soon. Microsoft has changed their own description of the game from "Only on Xbox One" to "Xbox One console exclusive" Which means that they are bringing Halo 5 to the PC. They just lost another exclusive.

Why would I want an average of shit? An average of many shitty websites is "shitty website" That's like saying that taking the opinions of 10 retarded people is a better way to diagnose a medical condition than me simply going to one normal doctor. Notice how the cows and sheep don't seem to need the lame fanboy review sites to feel good about their games.

Let's keep on listing the metacritic sites; Two different Xbox Achievement tracking websites are considered gaming review websites TrueAchievements XboxAchievements Wait a minute, they have a review from a fandom website, which is a Wikia website?

Wow, they're resorting to projection now. They didn't like me actually pointing out the review sites which is the basis of them clinging onto metacritic.

Let's look at the metacritic scores for this Tomb Raider: ImpulseGamer GameSpew XboxTavern.........................did I just fucking type XboxTAVERN???? App Trigger MondoXbox Video Chums............ SomosXbox....................SomosXBOX???? ......and you are calling the rest of us idiots????

The only person stupid enough to vote for metacritic was........................... you guessed it, Dynocrap.

When the Lemcels inevitably say "we weren't hyping this as a big deal on Xbox"

Holy shit, the game just straight-up flopped. I was just checking the metacritic scores. And the only gaming websites that have ANYTHING approaching actual credibility are GamingTrend and IGN scoring it a 9.0 And then there's other websites from former IGN/Gametrailers employees scoring it about an 8.5/8.0 And from there on out, the only credible websites are GameInformer with 7.5 and it just sinks lower and lower. Metacritic has turned into absolute garbage, look at these websites. SomosXbox???????? Dafuq is that? That's

Its a sequel to a game that was BRIEFLY an Xbox exclusive. Do you realize how pathetic that is. That's like trying to hang out with a guy because he's fucking your ex-girlfriend and you're hoping to smell her pussy on his dick. #lemcels

Drone attacks, not breaking the banks and watering down Glass-Steagall, and yes their policy on whistleblowers. There are plenty of Jon Stewart, John Oliver segments in which they skewer Obama for practically being a Republican on these issues.

They need to build the wall out of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, because these cucks sure as hell can't get over them.

It seems obvious that this guy wants to parade right-wing talking points..........and that talking only exists to insinuate that Barack Obama has favoritism towards Islam. Which isn't true. He's explained his logic plenty of times before:

Right on time