Hot Sauce’s Top 5 Worst Games That People Really Like *Trigger Warning*

[Guest]

RDR2 pick is weird. I thought everyone knows that game is trash.

[kokujin 558]

On 2020-04-18 at 5:33 AM, -GD- said:

lmfao! this thread has potential!   i expect to see BOTW

how dare you lol. leave britn-- botw alone!!

[kokujin 558]

On 2020-04-19 at 12:27 PM, kaz said:

stfu befragen

thaat's befragen?

[Quad Damage 1,730]

1 hour ago, モンキー said:

RDR2 pick is weird. I thought everyone knows that game is trash.

 

probably still a few one x warriors that think its worth a shit

[Ike★ 2,908]

7 minutes ago, Quad Damage said:

 

probably still a few one x warriors that think its worth a shit

Vini uses that every time about how One X has the superior version of that game and how it makes the X better.

[Ike★ 2,908]

Number one should be Elder Scrolls. Boring ass games and full of bugs especially Skyrim.

[Sabo 442]

27 minutes ago, Ike said:

Number one should be Elder Scrolls. Boring ass games and full of bugs especially Skyrim.

Oh shit, yeah, that's a good one. That series really is a buggy mess. No idea how people are so forgiving of it.

[-GD-X★ 7,735]

29 minutes ago, Ike said:

Number one should be Elder Scrolls. Boring ass games and full of bugs especially Skyrim.

yes!

[Hot Sauce 2,730]

#1 Witcher 3

 

When I stopped playing Witcher 3 and uninstalled it almost five years ago there was a hate in my heart that hasn't subsided and tonight I'm filled with rage and unable to sleep as somebody has posted Witcher 3 in their top 50 games list. I'll refresh the page on my phone over and over again hoping to be met with an edit thanks to a change of heart. The glow from the phone wakes up my wife and she asks me what's wrong. I lie about being concerned about work, our dog, her, or any other socially acceptable reason one might be stressed out about, but the truth is those things don't matter right now because somebody on the internet called Witcher 3 a good game.

 

"How can somebody be so wrong?", I'll ask myself. "Quen is overpowered and the only sigil worth using. You can even upgrade it to provide a heal effect greater than the one provided by a healing potion. It makes even the hardest enemies in the game a joke."

 

Eventually I'll give up on trying to sleep and go for a walk to clear my head.

 

"That new 7-11 that just opened is 24/7, so I can grab a slushie. It should only take me 20 minutes to get there and that's less time than it takes to get anywhere in Witcher 3." Damn, the brief respite from thinking about the game comes crashing back. "Why does attacking somebody who has the burn effect from Igni remove the burn effect? It's so retarded."

 

I start looking around the street hoping for something to distract me again when I see a glowing red question mark in the distance behind a neighbour's house. It's a bit out of the way, but it seems like it could be interesting so I venture towards it. As I get closer I'm suddenly attacked by a group of bandits. There's at least a dozen of them and they quickly surround me, making escape impossible.

 

"We've got you outnumbered and surrounded, kid. Give us all your money or we'll kill you," barked the bandits' apparent leader. He was decorated with a number of patches indicating his skill and proficiency in combat.

 

"I'm going to a store I haven't been to yet, so I need this money for trading cards," I replied before beginning my attack. Despite being vastly outnumbered and outskilled, I made quick work of the bandits without taking so much as a scratch.

 

"You thought your numbers and skill were enough, but you failed to consider the most important part of any combat encounter: I'm two levels higher than you," I scoffed. Little did the bandits know that I had won a horse race and discovered some children were making fake wolf prints in the mud earlier in the day, so they were no match for me in a world without level scaling. I walked over to my well earned prize: 10 cents.

 

"That's not even enough for a single trading card. What a waste of time," I protest.

 

"The world is so alive," echoed a voice through the air.

 

"Oh no, a ghost," I cried.

 

"It's not like those Assassin Creed games, those games are full of pointless bullshit but this world is different," came the voice again.

 

"Oh no, a retarded ghost" I began to flee back to the road, hoping the voice's inability to identify fetch quests because they have a small amount of back story wasn't contagious. I returned to the road and the voice had not followed me, so I continued on my journey.

 

As I reached the 7-11 I noticed a man stumbling around the store's parking lot, bumping into cars, swinging wildly at something that wasn't there, and just looking like he had the limb coordination of a paraplegic. I couldn't make out any characteristics to identify the man, but just the way he moved reminded me of someone. Before I could figure out who, the man knocked himself off balance and went crashing to the floor with the sound of breaking glass following shortly thereafter. He was just a drunk and I quickly purchased my slurpee and left.

 

I arrived home and noticed a light coming from the bedroom. My wife's phone was lit up and the new text message notification was displayed. It was from another man. That fucking bitch. I'm going to murder this fucking guy and start beating her for her insolence. She'll eventually run away, tired from all the beatings, and die trying to abort my rape baby, but I'm going to feel really bad once I see that my actions have consequences (and not a second before that point), so everybody will empathize with me and talk about how morally grey the situation is.

 

Revenge will have to wait until tomorrow morning, though, so I lay back down and start thinking about Witcher 3 again. "The main story isn't even that good. Who gives a shit about Ciri? And the choices were way more impactful in Witcher 2. You can kill Radovid and nobody in Novigrad gives a shit, like come on."

 

I try to distract myself and browse the front page of Systemwars. There's a new thread about movies and the Witcher 3 fan is the most recent poster in the thread. While his opinion of Witcher 3 has left me sleepless, perhaps his opinion in a different entertainment medium may soothe the pain he has wrought.

 

"Interstellar is one of the best movies of all-time."

 

The rage overcomes me and I lose consciousness.

[bhytre 2,753]

Polish trash  

[kaz 2,439]

Ok I mean here is the thing. I don't hold a grudge against anyone for whatever they ever did to me. Or I'm not easily offended by anything. 

 

Hot Sauce is my enemy now. I hate him.

 

I don't care if you die, bro, you done it. 

[Sabo 442]

I knew it.

 

 

Also, the game does have Level Scaling. The option is buried in the menus.

[kaz 2,439]

20 minutes ago, Sabo said:

I knew it.

 

 

Also, the game does have Level Scaling. The option is buried in the menus.

dude i remember just now. I played witcher 3 on the hardest difficulty and then got raped by a thousand rats at some point. (it's basically a bug thingy with enemy scaling).

 

I think it was you who had the same thing happening we talked about it on sidescrollers.  

[nitric 472]

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, bhytre said:

Polska Smieci  

 

[nitric 472]

7 hours ago, モンキー said:

RDR2 pick is weird. I thought everyone knows that game is trash.

[Quad Damage 1,730]

mild hunt  

[madmaltese★ 2,560]

 

Worth the wait.

 

This is the first time I've heard lack of level scale to be a negative tbh. 

[Sabo 442]

1 hour ago, kaz said:

dude i remember just now. I played witcher 3 on the hardest difficulty and then got raped by a thousand rats at some point. (it's basically a bug thingy with enemy scaling).

 

I think it was you who had the same thing happening we talked about it on sidescrollers.  

Holy shit, I remember that.

[Sabo 442]

1 hour ago, madmaltese said:

 

Worth the wait.

 

This is the first time I've heard lack of level scale to be a negative tbh. 

The game does have Level Scaling though. Its an option you can choose to turn on or off.

[Hot Sauce 2,730]

1 hour ago, madmaltese said:

This is the first time I've heard lack of level scale to be a negative tbh. 

In most games I prefer it, but in Witcher 3 it really felt like you were blasting past the recommended level for the main storyline by doing side stuff.

 

I've been meaning to replay it for the DLC since the TV show came out, so with @Sabo pointing out I missed out on togglable level scaling I think I'll give it another go.