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I didnt buy shit this year, I really hope no one brings presents. Oh well I put my house for the party so theyll have to accept that as my present! Merry pagan-winter-solstice-appropriated-by-christians celebration!

The Pro still has more and better games so I don't know which "reasons" these are but then I don't get off at shit like Six of Thots afterall.

When it is done by a gay crippled midget because that's the standards MS wants to keep you lemmings at.

Except the Pro has, you know, good games.

Now I want to see the pics. What were there!?

Yep, most resorts and restaurants there are owned by white europeans.

Puerto Viejo is filled with white europeans ffs, I've been there multiple times. In fact the black locals are always trying to pick up the white european chicks in the discos, it's like the local passtime lol.

You know you obliterated when your competition starts making games for you. So is the nature of servitude to your master.

To understand beloved in this context you have to think like a lemming and that means lowering your standards to impossible depths. In that context even Super Lucky's Tale is a contender.

I was like that before i tried it. You're missing out

Me too but she wasn't so fat, she just has a heavy built, great tits and she eats ass so 10/10.

If you have a tiny penis and are still a virgin you don't know how to use it

Deeno is not that normal though, he's more like retarded.

Going from selling 1 to selling 2 is a 100% increase, just saying... Except if the axioms come from Deeno Math of course.

I only saw Spongeknob Squarenuts. I nutted. Good porn. RIP Genius

Truth. Staying way away from this one

I'm straighter than an erect feminine penis

You're missing out and that's gayer than being gay

I will never buy one of this mini consoles. They are for me all missed opportunities. They could have done smth really special by allowing games to be purchased and downloaded and maybe even add some new modes to some games like online MP. Like they are now for me it is a quick cash grab. This mini PS1 even more than the Nintendo ones, what were Sony thinking.

Lemmings take hobo-gaming to a whole new level.

I found this slightly arousing. Needs more mud.

This is exactly the kind of publicity Sony wants.

Did you bang a housewife on the back of the moving truck? If not, why not?

It sort of makes sense if they want to follow the Netflix model. Netflix started with almost exclusively quality shows but it quickly devolved into a bunch of filler crap movies and series. Now like 99% of the movies they release are utter rushed-out crap just to flood the service with new content. I imagine MS is going to follow the same strategy so wait for Gamepass to be filled with a constant stream of exclusive shit. Now that I think about it, maybe this gen MS was setting the table for this and that's why they lowered the standards so dramatically to prepare lemmings for the amount of cr

That basically describes what lemmings have been doing this entire gen.